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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Soul's hyperbolic Bears fear/despair is kind of a wonder to behold.
  2. Briggs is just fat. It's cool that he's a comic book fan, but that [expletive] will catch up to you.
  3. Move out of the boonies and you will weep at how wrong you are.
  4. [expletive] this wuss and his inability to discuss sex with his family, but really, [expletive] these commercials, too.
  5. Yeah, these tickets came up on my uncle's number but my name was all over everything last year. This year I called our rep and switched it over to my dad.
  6. I am at the beach and we have had wonderful gyros AND kebabs except we called the kebabs skewers.
  7. I don't give a fudge about sample size; trade for Stanton. I want him, Rizzo and Soler murdering pitching for years to come.
  8. Might have to use it for old man Rizzo. what if rizzo comes back five days from now and his face is plainly regular size now and it turns out this whole back thing was really a cover for a face expansion operation Totally worth it.
  9. So are they just being extra careful with Rizzo or is he really hurt?
  10. This made me laugh-fart.
  11. I remember being pissed because he was the Marlins broadcaster. [expletive] Marlins. lol right after we got lee and hollandsworth I was just glad it was anyone besides Chip and Stone.
  12. HAHAHAHAHA. Who had Soler as their pick for best of the first wave? Unless you count Bryant and/or Russell in the first wave then it's TBD. Not that it was based on me being actually informed, but he's always been my jam outside of injury fears.
  13. Yeah, but you were posting like you were delirious last night so that was probably happening a lot.
  14. I just want my sig pics back.
  15. NWA nerd so many nerds exposing themselves in here http://www.blujay.com/1/126/1867076_s1_i1.jpg educate yourselves dorks as for the order, take it up with logan It looks cool on the shirt. It looks like bad formatting on the sig.
  16. Tim, give me my sig pics back so I can use the one you made.
  17. Soler is all of my baseball dreams personified. All hail giant dongs.
  18. So much better.
  19. http://cjzero.com/gifs/BoozerWoodsonFace.gif
  20. From the comments: The whole thing couldn't be more condescending (you were impressed with Soler's "maturity" because of a single game of AB's?), it inexplicably includes Watkins like anyone gives a [expletive], and it just regurgitates Kaplan's ramblings that the younger players are apparently the mental equivalent of babies who are just going to blindly follow whatever worst example they see to the hilt instead of, y'know, BEING THE TALENTED BASEBALL PLAYERS THEY ARE.
  21. Huh? Is he invisible to the camera or something? When he screws up it's on TV just like Castro's. Yep, he's on TV all right. But again, they're not nearly as obvious. Rizzo's never been isolated on camera making his mistakes like Starlin. Rizzo: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110304192215/arresteddevelopment/images/d/d0/Buster_at_the_Milford_School.JPG Nice. He does seem like the motherboy type.
  22. Huh? Is he invisible to the camera or something? When he screws up it's on TV just like Castro's. Yep, he's on TV all right. But again, they're not nearly as obvious. Rizzo's never been isolated on camera making his mistakes like Starlin. Of course he has. I think he means the ten million camera shots after said mistakes focusing on the player...in the field, in the dugout...just pushing the narrative In that case, yeah, obviously, people miss out because they aren't replayed and discussed ad nauseum.
  23. Huh? Is he invisible to the camera or something? When he screws up it's on TV just like Castro's. Yep, he's on TV all right. But again, they're not nearly as obvious. Rizzo's never been isolated on camera making his mistakes like Starlin. Of course he has.
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