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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I'm expecting playoffs next year. It's just unfortunate that the end of this year has been somewhat annoyingly predictable in how badly it's fallen apart in so many different ways.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Oh snap, sneakyscandal.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure Jay doesn't even care enough to dress himself and resents having to do so.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    What's the other 20%?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Forget you and focus on those nachos.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    You need to make some better nachos.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    How does this make you feel?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I refuse to worry until...let's say next May.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I fully admit to just assuming that they were off today and not even bothering to check.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/my-defense-i-am-monster-957
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Or die.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I know it's just one game, but after seeing Seattle the first night something clicked and it was just like, "oh, right, even if the Bears somehow made it to the Super Bowl that's likely the team (or caliber of team) they'd face and they'd likely be destroyed." And yes, the SB is also just one game, but I've already shifted into acceptance mode and anything positive the Bears pull off is just cake. As much denial I might be in that Seattle is that good, they sure looked damn good on Thursday night. And damn Michael Bennett for not wanting to come to Chicago. That guy is a beast. Yeah, sample size and all, but man, they are impressive even though they dress like they're a made up team from Any Given Sunday.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I know it's just one game, but after seeing Seattle the first night something clicked and it was just like, "oh, right, even if the Bears somehow made it to the Super Bowl that's likely the team (or caliber of team) they'd face and they'd likely be destroyed." And yes, the SB is also just one game, but I've already shifted into acceptance mode and anything positive the Bears pull off is just cake.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Just think how terrible I sound complaining about the Cubs.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Soul's hyperbolic Bears fear/despair is kind of a wonder to behold.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Briggs is just fat. It's cool that he's a comic book fan, but that [expletive] will catch up to you.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Move out of the boonies and you will weep at how wrong you are.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] this wuss and his inability to discuss sex with his family, but really, [expletive] these commercials, too.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, these tickets came up on my uncle's number but my name was all over everything last year. This year I called our rep and switched it over to my dad.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I am at the beach and we have had wonderful gyros AND kebabs except we called the kebabs skewers.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I don't give a fudge about sample size; trade for Stanton. I want him, Rizzo and Soler murdering pitching for years to come.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Might have to use it for old man Rizzo. what if rizzo comes back five days from now and his face is plainly regular size now and it turns out this whole back thing was really a cover for a face expansion operation Totally worth it.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Might have to use it for old man Rizzo.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    So are they just being extra careful with Rizzo or is he really hurt?
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