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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Eat horsefeathers, you garbage pizza turds.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Why would you share this like it doesn't make things to become smashed?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Signing Clark would have been a better investment than extending Bote.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber, you choad.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Ian Slapp, baby.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    If the Cubs dong here, I'll donate 100 smackeroos to the board.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Man is it this annoying when I post crap like this? Is that your purpose here Edith, to show me the error of my ways? I think he's Duke's Two-Face heel turn.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I can count on one hand the number of Cubs players right now that don't make me want to gargle bleach, and Hendricks is definitely one of them.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Remember when the Cubs extended Bote? That was WILD.
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    Go horsefeathers in your shoes, ump.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Stranded a leadoff double? GETOUTTATOWN
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Bryant clearly has not been made aware that making less outs is the key to more Cubs success.
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    6.57 ERA this year in 24 IP with the Padres 6.11 ERA in 17 IP with AAA El Paso this year Last year his numbers looked a lot better in the majors and minors so hopefully its a mental thing and the Cubs can get him on track. The Cubs used to have a good track record of finding these guys and fixing them into something useful. 12HR allowed in his 42 combined innings of work this year. Got to find a way to cut that down, but the K numbers are still good. Dude is massive. BR lists him at 6’9”. Maybe they just traded for this monster for backup after seeing that Pirates/Reds brawl.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, this is one of those moves where I am weirdly bummed about a middling player no longer being on the Cubs. Carl's always seemed like a Good Weird Dude.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs fans checking out the Astros like:
  19. Sammy Sofa
    What in the world.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Much as the galaxy-brained solution to the Cubs being better is that Kris Bryant simply needs to decide to make fewer outs, the easy answer to these trade woes is for Theo and co. to decide to get better at making baseball guys. D'UH.
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    Counterpoint:
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Brandon, it's your turn in the stocks.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Is Edith Cox the Code Red guy? Because it feels like he's this close to calling for a Code Red.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    BRYANT, YOU FOOL. DON'T YOU KNOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE FEWER OUTS.
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