Andy

Great start against the STL B team

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To be fair, no one who said that envisioned Christian Yelich turning into horsefeathering steroid era Barry Bonds for an entire month.

Pretty, pretty good day. At least in football.

That game was straight up bull horsefeathers

Might not be our day if bombs like that are staying in

horsefeathering Carpenter terrible for an entire month and starts raking now

So it's this kind of game

Oh my god you could see that coming the whole way too

Good job so far, turds. Now finish off the gutless chumps from southwest of here and get us closer to the NLDS.

You can't go wrong. I think I might pick Hendricks because it leaves Lester available out of the pen in a hypothetical Game 5 and we have had some success in that area.

That's a hell of an outing by Kyle. Let's lock it up and make that magic number 2.

Very nice play by Ben there and a big out.

Would've liked to have more there. Keep the ball down Kyle.

Chasen is such a terrifically millennial name.

Seriously, is STL's defense always this hilariously awful, or is this just a nice little gift from the baseball gods to watch over and over?

Haha, just like Joe drew it up

A thousand apologies, Kyle. Now we go to the pen.

The challenge leaves time to get whoever is coming in ready...right?

Time to go to the pen

Haha our 37-year-old bunt-single artist.

Do share Sut is talking about one of the reason's he would pick Javy over Yelich for MVP is that Yelich has more around him in the lineup - Cain, Aguilar, etc. Sciambi disagrees with him, FTR, saying that if that were the case the Brewers would be ahead of the Cubs in runs scored/gm. I was literally about to post a crack about present-day Bryant but held off when I saw he was batting. That worked out.

Kyle in full Dartmouth mode today.

There's only one man we need to see today. http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-den/files/2016/05/hendricks.jpg Win, turds.

Thanks for not signing him, 31 other NFL teams! We'll take this All-Pro caliber player at a position of desperate need. Appreciate it.