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  1. Ding Dong Johnson
    I can't wait for the first Josh Lewin/Eric Karros game or Girardi doing a game with anyone. Yuck.
  2. Ding Dong Johnson
    Um, your friends are looking for you: http://haftbar.de/wp-content/nerds.png Just kidding -- good work!
  3. Ding Dong Johnson
    I golfed in high school and would have been the only returning varsity golfer my senior season. We had a 9 hole, par 36 course where my average was around 41, which would have easily made me #1 on the squad. One of my good friends was a 3-year JV performer with an average score of around 61, and I'm pretty sure he was cheating to get there. My dad always purchased family memberships, so I decided that I would bypass the cold weather practices and meets when I was a senior and just go out whenever I wanted to. Just so happens that the first really nice Spring day and my first day golfing my senior year was the first meet they had on our home course. Everything I hit was gold, and my friend was feeding off me. Both of us were on our games. We get done with our 9 and are walking back to the clubhouse when we run into the coach. He asks me what I shot and I say "par". While fighting back the urge to cry, my friend informs coach that he shot a 40 (and he actually did). 2 hours later I see my coach in my mom & dad's bar doing shots and barely hanging onto his seat. He never talked to me again after that day. Good times.
  4. Ding Dong Johnson
    It rained on my cousin's wedding day, though I fail to see the irony.
  5. Ding Dong Johnson
    I'm not too good with the gambling numbers stuff. So basically if I put $1000 down on the Cubs to win it all I just wasted $1000?
  6. Ding Dong Johnson
    http://www.firesoul.com
  7. Ding Dong Johnson
    Having not read the entire thread to this point, can someone provide a compelling argument for getting one's panties in a bunch over a jersey number? I wouldn't care if the Cubs signed Tonya Harding and put her in #14 as long as she wasn't batting 2nd.
  8. Ding Dong Johnson
    Why? Even Neifi doesn't suck that bad.
  9. Ding Dong Johnson
    Albert's on crack.
  10. Ding Dong Johnson
    He wasn't a crappy lefty. He just got old. Oh, he was pretty crappy the past few years.
  11. Ding Dong Johnson
    If A-Rod averages 42 home runs a year through his age 38 season, he'll have more than 800 home runs. Barring any significant injuries, I think he'll make it. Averaging 42 homers a year for that length of time is no small feat. I'm pretty sure ARod wears a size 12.
  12. Ding Dong Johnson
    I'm going to miss Andy and the ... wait, he really didn't bring much to the table, did he?
  13. Ding Dong Johnson
    That's what the Bears need -- former Hawkeyes.
  14. Ding Dong Johnson
    What he said.
  15. Ding Dong Johnson
    He may get that this year if he ends up a regular.
  16. Ding Dong Johnson
    Depends on who you talked to. Some people thought he was just confident, others said he was cocky. He was extremely arrogant when I met him. My wife actually yelled at him for treating a couple of kids like crap. She still refuses to follow baseball, but her hatred for Bobby Hill runs deep.
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  18. Ding Dong Johnson
    Who are you playing? Well, I'll answer for Cuse here-they play Illinois and Iowa-Illinois at home and Iowa on the road. Yep, 2 easy ones! :wink: Watch it.
  19. Ding Dong Johnson
    I thought his name was Dascenzo.
  20. Ding Dong Johnson
    McKnight to USC
  21. Ding Dong Johnson
    Iowa got 2 from NJ.
  22. Ding Dong Johnson
    I do what I can. Oh, and sorry for nearly killing Benson.
  23. Ding Dong Johnson
    Benson didn't fumble, he was destroyed.
  24. Ding Dong Johnson
    If Macias can throw on the gear in a pinch, ANYONE can.
  25. Ding Dong Johnson
    When was Miller a Cy Young candidate?
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