Except that when he actually faces someone on the mound better than a cardboard cutout (as in the playoffs the last two seasons) he is inept at leading off, hitting homeruns, and pretty much anything else offensively... Soriano smells like a rose when he swings at the first two pitches of an AB. He bats .375-.400 in his CAREER when he puts the ball in play in those situations. He's a fastball hitter and does everything AGAINST the theories of what a leadoff hitter should do... He's a great stat padder, but when the game is on the line, and he has two strikes on him, he will FAIL because he refuses to adjust and play the team game. 3-28 with a solitary walk in the last two playoff series is ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW... .107/.138/.245 0HR 0RBI I am sure Soriano is just up there going, I know they are gonna flip a cruve here in the dirt. I know I should take it because it helps the team, but I'm gonna hack. Not because I think I can drive the pitch, but just because it hurts the team and that's what I am going for. Bring on the boos. Once they get done with booing me I will drive my fancy hummer out while honking and waving at them. Oh wait, it's probably that he is a hitter with a weakness. Pretty much like every other hitter.