The Mud Hens are the main feature of the city -- really nice park! Then hot dogs at Tony Packo's (on east side of river) and heavy drinking and dixieland jazz. Then you LEAVE and go sail around Lake Erie islands -- the drunkest island on the planet is south bass island -- incredible. Makes next morning's sailing a real adventure. Maybe play a round at 7th best golf course in the world at Inverness -- hmm that might be invitation only. Then you've exhausted all the possibilities and again realize it sucks. Well maybe go catch a walleye or something.