None of those names rang a bell so I looked him up. It was Scott Anders, he was drafted in 1985, but yeah, played 2 years in the minors with terrible stats.
Tommy Pham is only a little bitter about how the Cardinals have treated him. The SI article is really good - you definitely feel for this guy. Plus he cites his own WAR and quotes the $8 mil/year value of WAR to highlight his pay discrepancy. Pretty impressive stuff. The terrible thing about his story is that it isn't all that different from a lot of guys. I played in a very competitive 30 and older baseball league for a few years and guys who played in professional organizations had similar stories. I never knew what was due to inflation or the truth. One guy I played with was a catcher who was in the Cubs organization and drafted a year before Wrona and two before Girardi. He claimed he was pretty good and asked the Cubs for his release so he could try a different organization and they refused to release him.
I think the Cubs were victimized by the Gods of variance in Miami. They hit the ball hard for the most part and pitched pretty well given a widely inaccurate strike zone. I was pleased with Hewyard's swing and contact (when he made contact). I'm not worried in the least. It's going to be different because of the weather, but I expect the Cubs to win both games.