TruffleShuffle

more wrong than out of line.

Nervous? hahahaha

the team or the former nsbb poster?

they just cut to enberg saying "tigers"

bradley singles to go with his homer, and now is hitting .500 in spring training.

how have we struck out 6 times in less than 4 innings against zito? come on.

duke's defense looks really slow this half

duke is gonna be in the double bonus by the 12 minute mark

mizzou is 8-14

congrats to duke on drawing their millionth garbage charging call

http://blog.oregonlive.com/beavers/2008/01/snider.jpg you called?

it's dick enberg, he's a thousand. just be glad he didn't say they're the bee's knees.

bradley is the middle of the order threat we needed. whether he'll be in the lineup, that's the question.

you really hate mizzou, huh? There playing great right and all props to them but I am just saying they played about as perfect as you can, to expect the exact same thing in the next half is a little foolish. Memphis is gonna make a run wither or not its enough who knows but giving missouri the game right now is a bit silly. that's a yes

that's embarrassing.

you really hate mizzou, huh?

friggin panthers. vokoun plays awful last night and then craig anderson stands on his head to beat the flyers tonight. what a lame franchise.

gus johnson needs to say something like "AND THE CHALK STILL WRITES." i appreciate the upset efforts in the tourney, but so few higher seeds have finished the job.

purdue also can't win when they don't shoot threes well, and they were 5-22 tonight... so that's it.

better hope butler hits in april/may because laroche sure as hell will not.

i prefer ".330 OBP the last 3 seasons and an OPS under .700 and he's due $28.5M the next 3 years"

yeah k-rod went for $10. at that point i really wished i hadn't spent $20 on mo rivera. motte went for $7; i figured cards fans would be all over him so i'm not surprised that he went early and for a higher price than he would have in most leagues. for discussion/those interested... 1 Hanley Ramirez, Fla GRB thrillz $44 2 Albert Pujols, StL Hendry's Misfits $41 3 Jose Reyes, NYM Hendry's Misfits $39 4 David Wright, NYM Shoulda Started Wegman $39 5 Ryan Braun, Mil GRB lazy bums $35 6 Matt Holliday, Oak GRB lazy bums $24 7 Grady Sizemore, Cle GRB ICE $35 8 Derrek Lee, ChC Team Nickelson $16 9 Miguel Cabrera, Det GRB lazy bums $37 10 Johan Santana, NYM Team Nickelson $38 ROUND 2 11 Brandon Webb, Ari Team Nickelson $32 12 Jimmy Rollins, Phi Shoulda Started Wegman $33 13 Tim Lincecum, SF GRB thrillz $32 14 Mark Teixeira, NYY Kathleen Turner Overdrive $33 15 Dustin Pedroia, Bos GRB ICE $25 16 Matt Wieters, Bal GRB thrillz $8 17 Carlos Lee, Hou Team Black $28 18 Alex Rodriguez, NYY Team Nickelson $29 19 Lance Berkman, Hou Team Black $30 20 Alfonso Soriano, ChC No Teasin Just Pleasin $27 ROUND 3 21 CC Sabathia, NYY Team Black $29 22 Carlos Beltran, NYM No Teasin Just Pleasin $33 23 Roy Halladay, Tor Shoulda Started Wegman $27 24 Chase Utley, Phi Shoulda Started Wegman $29 25 Ryan Howard, Phi Hendry's Misfits $26 26 Evan Longoria, TB No Teasin Just Pleasin $24 27 Josh Hamilton, Tex GRB thrillz $27 28 J.J. Hardy, Mil Shoulda Started Wegman $7 29 Roy Oswalt, Hou No Teasin Just Pleasin $28 30 Ichiro Suzuki, Sea GRB thrillz $24 ROUND 4 31 Zack Greinke, KC GRB thrillz $14 32 Clayton Kershaw, LAD GRB ICE $8 33 Cole Hamels, Phi Team Black $17 34 Jake Peavy, SD Kathleen Turner Overdrive $24 35 Ian Kinsler, Tex Kathleen Turner Overdrive $24 36 Derek Jeter, NYY Team Nickelson $12 37 Nick Markakis, Bal No Teasin Just Pleasin $26 38 Johnny Cueto, Cin No Teasin Just Pleasin $7 39 Jonathan Papelbon, Bos Team Black $21 40 Prince Fielder, Mil GRB ICE $23 ROUND 5 41 Adam Dunn, Was GRB thrillz $13 42 Felix Hernandez, Sea GRB ICE $21 43 Carl Crawford, TB Shoulda Started Wegman $22 44 Chad Billingsley, LAD Kathleen Turner Overdrive $23 45 Ryan Theriot, ChC GRB ICE $4 46 Dan Haren, Ari GRB thrillz $25 47 John Lackey, LAA Team Black $20 48 Carlos Marmol, ChC Team Nickelson $14 49 Joe Nathan, Min Team Black $21 50 Manny Ramirez, LAD GRB thrillz $18 ROUND 6 51 Justin Verlander, Det No Teasin Just Pleasin $11 52 Matt Kemp, LAD Kathleen Turner Overdrive $25 53 Cliff Lee, Cle GRB Chundermonkeys $17 54 Geovany Soto, ChC Kathleen Turner Overdrive $14 55 James Shields, TB Team Black $18 56 Francisco Liriano, Min GRB ICE $20 57 Mariano Rivera, NYY Hendry's Misfits $20 58 Jason Bay, Bos GRB ICE $19 59 Brian McCann, Atl No Teasin Just Pleasin $16 60 Justin Morneau, Min Team Black $21 ROUND 7 61 Jason Motte, StL GRB thrillz $7 62 Vladimir Guerrero, LAA Team Nickelson $16 63 Yovani Gallardo, Mil GRB Chundermonkeys $17 64 Kevin Youkilis, Bos No Teasin Just Pleasin $18 65 Brandon Phillips, Cin Team Black $17 66 Josh Beckett, Bos Team Black $18 67 Joakim Soria, KC Shoulda Started Wegman $19 68 Ted Lilly, ChC Kathleen Turner Overdrive $9 69 Brad Lidge, Phi GRB Chundermonkeys $17 70 Brian Roberts, Bal Hendry's Misfits $17 ROUND 8 71 Octavio Dotel, CWS GRB thrillz $3 72 Josh Johnson, Fla No Teasin Just Pleasin $10 73 Daisuke Matsuzaka, Bos Team Nickelson $15 74 Alex Rios, Tor Kathleen Turner Overdrive $14 75 Aramis Ramirez, ChC Hendry's Misfits $17 76 Scott Kazmir, TB GRB ICE $12 77 B.J. Upton, TB Hendry's Misfits $18 78 Ryan Dempster, ChC GRB ICE $7 79 Jose Valverde, Hou No Teasin Just Pleasin $12 80 Scott Baker, Min Kathleen Turner Overdrive $13 ROUND 9 81 Barry Zito, SF No Teasin Just Pleasin $2 82 Shane Victorino, Phi GRB ICE $10 83 Jon Lester, Bos GRB Chundermonkeys $12 84 Adam Wainwright, StL Kathleen Turner Overdrive $12 85 Chipper Jones, Atl Hendry's Misfits $16 86 B.J. Ryan, Tor GRB Chundermonkeys $14 87 Nate McLouth, Pit GRB Chundermonkeys $14 88 Mike Fontenot, ChC Kathleen Turner Overdrive $3 89 Hunter Pence, Hou No Teasin Just Pleasin $11 90 Curtis Granderson, Det Team Nickelson $14 ROUND 10 91 Mark Reynolds, Ari GRB thrillz $6 92 Bobby Abreu, LAA GRB Chundermonkeys $11 93 Kevin Slowey, Min Team Nickelson $9 94 Chris Davis, Tex Kathleen Turner Overdrive $16 95 Ryan Zimmerman, Was GRB lazy bums $9 96 Brian Fuentes, LAA GRB Chundermonkeys $7 97 Magglio Ordonez, Det GRB Chundermonkeys $10 98 Nick Johnson, Was Team Nickelson $1 99 Robinson Cano, NYY No Teasin Just Pleasin $6 100 Russell Martin, LAD Team Nickelson $13 ROUND 11 101 Justin Upton, Ari Kathleen Turner Overdrive $7 102 Scott Rolen, Tor GRB ICE $3 103 Rich Harden, ChC Team Nickelson $10 104 Stephen Drew, Ari GRB lazy bums $9 105 Carlos Pena, TB GRB thrillz $11 106 Bobby Jenks, CWS GRB Chundermonkeys $9 107 Francisco Rodriguez, NYM GRB lazy bums $10 108 Erik Bedard, Sea GRB thrillz $7 109 Adrian Gonzalez, SD Shoulda Started Wegman $13 110 Jacoby Ellsbury, Bos Hendry's Misfits $12 ROUND 12 111 Mark Buehrle, CWS GRB thrillz $3 112 Chris Carpenter, StL GRB ICE $9 113 Javier Vazquez, Atl GRB thrillz $7 114 Jay Bruce, Cin Kathleen Turner Overdrive $11 115 Ryan Ludwick, StL GRB lazy bums $7 116 Jonathan Broxton, LAD GRB lazy bums $12 117 Alexei Ramirez, CWS GRB lazy bums $12 118 Mark DeRosa, Cle No Teasin Just Pleasin $6 119 David Ortiz, Bos GRB Chundermonkeys $11 120 Corey Hart, Mil Hendry's Misfits $11 ROUND 13 121 Colby Rasmus, StL GRB ICE $2 122 Mike Jacobs, KC GRB ICE $5 123 Joba Chamberlain, NYY GRB ICE $12 124 Kerry Wood, Cle GRB Chundermonkeys $10 125 Carlos Quentin, CWS GRB lazy bums $13 126 A.J. Burnett, NYY Hendry's Misfits $8 127 Troy Tulowitzki, Col Kathleen Turner Overdrive $8 128 Kelly Johnson, Atl Hendry's Misfits $3 129 Derek Lowe, Atl GRB Chundermonkeys $7 130 Rafael Furcal, LAD GRB lazy bums $7 ROUND 14 131 Chad Qualls, Ari GRB lazy bums $4 132 Johnny Damon, NYY GRB Chundermonkeys $8 133 Carlos Zambrano, ChC Team Nickelson $8 134 Aubrey Huff, Bal GRB lazy bums $7 135 Matt Cain, SF GRB Chundermonkeys $8 136 Francisco Cordero, Cin Hendry's Misfits $9 137 Matt Garza, TB GRB Chundermonkeys $10 138 Joe Mauer, Min Shoulda Started Wegman $9 139 Miguel Tejada, Hou No Teasin Just Pleasin $3 140 Joey Votto, Cin Kathleen Turner Overdrive $10 ROUND 15 141 Cameron Maybin, Fla GRB lazy bums $4 142 Ricky Nolasco, Fla GRB Chundermonkeys $7 143 Edinson Volquez, Cin Team Nickelson $7 144 Pat Burrell, TB Kathleen Turner Overdrive $6 145 Ervin Santana, LAA Hendry's Misfits $6 146 Max Scherzer, Ari Team Black $7 147 Dan Uggla, Fla GRB ICE $7 148 Howie Kendrick, LAA GRB Chundermonkeys $4 149 Joey Devine, Oak No Teasin Just Pleasin $4 150 Garrett Atkins, Col Shoulda Started Wegman $8 ROUND 16 151 Jered Weaver, LAA Shoulda Started Wegman $2 152 Frank Francisco, Tex No Teasin Just Pleasin $4 153 Brett Myers, Phi Shoulda Started Wegman $3 154 Aaron Harang, Cin No Teasin Just Pleasin $3 155 Rick Ankiel, StL GRB ICE $4 156 Matt Capps, Pit GRB lazy bums $6 157 Heath Bell, SD GRB lazy bums $6 158 Orlando Hudson, LAD Team Nickelson $3 159 Conor Jackson, Ari GRB Chundermonkeys $4 160 Raul Ibanez, Phi Shoulda Started Wegman $8 ROUND 17 161 Gordon Beckham, CWS GRB thrillz $1 162 George Sherrill, Bal GRB ICE $1 163 Gil Meche, KC Shoulda Started Wegman $4 164 Chris Young, SD GRB thrillz $2 165 Kelly Shoppach, Cle Shoulda Started Wegman $2 166 David Price, TB Shoulda Started Wegman $3 167 Adrian Beltre, Sea GRB Chundermonkeys $3 168 Victor Martinez, Cle GRB Chundermonkeys $5 169 Chone Figgins, LAA GRB lazy bums $6 170 Andre Ethier, LAD Shoulda Started Wegman $5 ROUND 18 171 Jermaine Dye, CWS GRB lazy bums $6 172 Chris Iannetta, Col GRB lazy bums $4 173 Randy Johnson, SF Hendry's Misfits $3 174 Edwin Encarnacion, Cin No Teasin Just Pleasin $4 175 Mike Napoli, LAA GRB ICE $2 176 Chien-Ming Wang, NYY Shoulda Started Wegman $3 177 Torii Hunter, LAA GRB Chundermonkeys $5 178 Alex Gordon, KC Shoulda Started Wegman $4 179 Michael Young, Tex Team Nickelson $5 180 Placido Polanco, Det GRB Chundermonkeys $3 ROUND 19 181 Bronson Arroyo, Cin GRB thrillz $1 182 Huston Street, Col GRB ICE $3 183 John Danks, CWS Shoulda Started Wegman $3 184 Hiroki Kuroda, LAD Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 185 Chris Young, Ari Shoulda Started Wegman $4 186 Brad Hawpe, Col Shoulda Started Wegman $5 187 Vernon Wells, Tor GRB lazy bums $3 188 Sean Marshall, ChC Team Nickelson $1 189 Ryan Doumit, Pit Hendry's Misfits $2 190 Adam LaRoche, Pit GRB Chundermonkeys $3 ROUND 20 191 Jim Thome, CWS GRB lazy bums $5 192 Milton Bradley, ChC GRB ICE $9 193 Mike Gonzalez, Atl GRB lazy bums $3 194 Carlos Delgado, NYM GRB ICE $3 195 Wandy Rodriguez, Hou Hendry's Misfits $1 196 Brian Wilson, SF Shoulda Started Wegman $4 197 Jayson Werth, Phi GRB ICE $3 198 Jorge Cantu, Fla GRB ICE $2 199 Xavier Nady, NYY Team Nickelson $2 200 Jhonny Peralta, Cle Team Nickelson $4 ROUND 21 201 Mike Aviles, KC GRB Chundermonkeys $3 202 Brandon Morrow, Sea GRB lazy bums $1 203 Jair Jurrjens, Atl Team Nickelson $2 204 David DeJesus, KC Team Nickelson $2 205 Lastings Milledge, Was Shoulda Started Wegman $3 206 Jose Lopez, Sea GRB thrillz $2 207 Adam Jones, Bal Hendry's Misfits $2 208 Mike Cameron, Mil Hendry's Misfits $3 209 Carlos Guillen, Det Team Nickelson $2 210 J.J. Putz, NYM GRB lazy bums $3 ROUND 22 211 Coco Crisp, KC Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 212 Dan Wheeler, TB Hendry's Misfits $1 213 Rickie Weeks, Mil Shoulda Started Wegman $1 214 Pablo Sandoval, SF Team Black $1 215 Trevor Hoffman, Mil Team Nickelson $1 216 Delmon Young, Min Team Nickelson $2 217 Matt Lindstrom, Fla GRB thrillz $1 218 Justin Masterson, Bos GRB lazy bums $1 219 Brandon Lyon, Det Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 220 Fausto Carmona, Cle Hendry's Misfits $1 ROUND 23 221 Andy Sonnanstine, TB Team Black $1 222 James Loney, LAD No Teasin Just Pleasin $1 223 Paul Konerko, CWS GRB thrillz $1 224 Orlando Cabrera, Oak Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 225 Joel Hanrahan, Was Hendry's Misfits $1 226 Jorge Posada, NYY Team Black $1 227 Hideki Matsui, NYY No Teasin Just Pleasin $1 228 Melvin Mora, Ba l GRB thrillz $1 229 Kevin Gregg, ChC Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 230 Troy Percival, TB Hendry's Misfits $1 ROUND 24 231 Carlos Gomez, Min Team Black $1 232 Willy Taveras, Cin No Teasin Just Pleasin $1 233 J. Duchscherer, Oak GRB thrillz $1 234 Brad Ziegler, Oak Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 235 Bengie Molina, SF Hendry's Misfits $1 236 Felipe Lopez, Ari Team Black $1 237 Ubaldo Jimenez, Col No Teasin Just Pleasin $1 238 Shin-Soo Choo, Cle GRB thrillz $1 239 Jeremy Hermida, Fla Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 240 Ramon Hernandez, Cin Hendry's Misfits $1 ROUND 25 241 Jason Bartlett, TB Team Black $1 242 Ivan Rodriguez, Hou No Teasin Just Pleasin $1 243 Chris Volstad, Fla Kathleen Turner Overdrive $1 244 Adam Lind, Tor Team Black $1 245 Eric Byrnes, Ari Team Black $1 246 Chase Headley, SD Team Black $1 247 Jed Lowrie, Bos Team Black $1 248 Jeremy Guthrie, Bal Team Black $1 249 Armando Galarraga, Det Team Black $1 250 Travis Hafner, Cle Team Black $1

if pedro doesn't get in first ballot because he doesn't have 300 wins, everyone who didn't vote for him should be lined up and kicked in the crotch.

Inquiring minds want to know. U.S. version. I'm aware that some of these people are pretty minor, but there are so many regular and recurring characters that I figured I'd throw them all in the poll. I left out Mose Schrute because, well, I was afraid he might win due to his FJM connections.

there is no correct time to use the phrase "needn't"