8/23 Atlanta (Thomson) vs. Cubs (Williams) 7:05 CSN

[CubsHawks25]

Go Granny here, bAbe-Ram!!!!

[erik316wttn]

I don't know who the heck is running the radar gun there at Wrigley... but half the time, according to them, Jerome Williams is throwing in the mid-to-high 30s.

 

Hmm... and km are smaller units than mph. Is there another measurement system? Joules, maybe? :D

 

Watts!!

[CubsHawks25]

Can Burny go 2-2 in Granny situations tonight??

 

 

CMON BEERNUTZ!!!

[ToupeeOnFire]

Hmmm... I wonder.....

 

If I were in the Mulletary, and became a POW, during which I had my head shaved... would I then become dishonorly discharged from the Mulletary, for lack of more-than-my-share of grease-infested hair?

 

I never thought that having an actual mullet was required to be a member of the mulletary. I though that being in the mulletary is a state of mind.

 

Another granny for Burnitz coming?

[erik316wttn]

Can Burny go 2-2 in Granny situations tonight??

 

 

CMON BEERNUTZ!!!

 

When was the last time a Cub hit 2 grand slams in a game?

[otis89]

Can Burny go 2-2 in Granny situations tonight??

 

 

CMON BEERNUTZ!!!

 

When was the last time a Cub hit 2 grand slams in a game?

 

Unless my source is wrong, never.

[CubsHawks25]

Aww, the old Burnitz hows up... great.

 

CMON MICHAEL!!

[ToupeeOnFire]

Wow, that was weak.

[otis89]

Gah. Come on, Barrett.

[erik316wttn]

What did Burny do?

[erik316wttn]

Barrett doubles. 2 runs score. 10-1 Cubs.

[otis89]

What did Burny do?

 

Struck out.

[CubsHawks25]

NIIIIICE Michael!!!

 

Cmon Neifury!!!

[otis89]

Yes!!! 10-1!!! Thanks for picking ARam and Beernuts up.

[CubsHawks25]

Don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna frickin enjoy this... especially since the chances of seeing the Cubs score just 2 runs in the next 3 games is a very real possibility.

[otis89]

Don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna frickin enjoy this... especially since the chances of seeing the Cubs score just 2 runs in the next 3 games is a very real possibility.

 

Right now, I'm going to enjoy every win I can since they seem few and far between.

[Schwarber Fan]

Bot 8

 

Matt Lawton singles to CF

Todd Walker reaches on an infield single, Lawton to 2nd

Derrek Lee walks, Lawton to 3rd, Walker to 2nd

Aramis Ramirez pops out to 2B

Jeromy Burnitz strikes out swinging

Michael Barrett doubles to LF, Lawton and Walker score, Lee to 3rd

Neifi Perez pops out to 2B

 

2 runs, 3 hits, 0 errors, 2 LOB

 

Braves 1, Cubs 10

[ToupeeOnFire]

I think this lead is Wellemeyer-safe. Bring him in Dusty.

 

Nope, it's Dempster.

[CubsHawks25]

I'm glad Dusty's smart move this game was to pitch Dempster here instead of wasting Woody.

[CubsHawks25]

I think this lead is Wellemeyer-safe. Bring him in Dusty.

 

Nope, it's Dempster.

 

 

Is ANYTHING Wellemeyer-safe?

[CubsHawks25]

YAY! Julio Franco, Mr 65 Year-Old himself!

[CubsHawks25]

And for the off-hand/off-the-cuff remark of the night.....

 

Julio Franco has old-woman-butt disease. The kinda butt thats really cushy and really sticks out behind a person.

[ToupeeOnFire]

Yay, Cubs win.

 

10 runs is nice. How many subsequent games will it take to match that figure?

[CubsHawks25]

CUBS WIN!!

 

Yay! 7-13 in our last 20!

[Schwarber Fan]

Top 9

 

Ryan Dempster relieves Roberto Novoa

Ryan Langerhans walks

Julio Franco (Happy 47th!!) strikes out swinging

Adam LaRoche grounds into 4-6-3 DP

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 1 LOB

 

FINAL SCORE: Braves 1, Cubs 10