Build a ballpark

[CuseCubFan69]

The ballpark poll got me thinking on what I would do if I had a chance to make my own park.

 

-I'd velcro the wall so OF's could climb up and rob HR's

-Put a clowns mouth in CF and if the ball rolls into it, it's a HR

-No foul area

[Marco4]

The ballpark poll got me thinking on what I would do if I had a chance to make my own park.

 

-I'd velcro the wall so OF's could climb up and rob HR's

 

Why stop there when you could just have Spiderman in the outfield? :lol:

[Cubfanintheknow]

--Moat just beyond the infield dirt

 

--Buffalo roaming the outfield

 

--Beer taps at every seat (catheters, too? hmm...)

[Yeti]

--Moat just beyond the infield dirt

 

--Buffalo roaming the outfield

 

--Beer taps at every seat (catheters, too? hmm...)

balls stopped by the moat ground rule doubles or infielders have to swim for em?

if i have a beer tap at my seat i \'ll need a catheter or a personal urinal, one or the other

[Derwood]

Invisible, rain proof force field around Wrigley that prevents rainouts without adding an ugly roof.

[cubfan1955]

The ballpark poll got me thinking on what I would do if I had a chance to make my own park.

 

-I'd velcro the wall so OF's could climb up and rob HR's

-Put a clowns mouth in CF and if the ball rolls into it, it's a HR

-No foul area

 

We already have a clown playing centerfield. :D

[Omar]

The ballpark poll got me thinking on what I would do if I had a chance to make my own park.

 

-I'd velcro the wall so OF's could climb up and rob HR's

-Put a clowns mouth in CF and if the ball rolls into it, it's a HR

-No foul area

 

We already have a clown playing centerfield. :D

 

BURN!!

[Omar]

The ballpark poll got me thinking on what I would do if I had a chance to make my own park.

 

-I'd velcro the wall so OF's could climb up and rob HR's

-Put a clowns mouth in CF and if the ball rolls into it, it's a HR

-No foul area

 

*Inserts Bartman joke here*

[TB_11]

I always felt that each fan in bleachers should be given a long net (like what you use to clean a pool) and a large wooden board. If a fan catches the ball using the net, it still counts as a homerun even if it was taken right over the outfielder's head. If a ball hits the board and bounces back into play, it's not a home run and should be treated as if it bounced off the wall.

 

THAT would create a REAL home field advantage.

[frostwyrm]

If I had a really crappy team like the Royals I'd have movable outfield walls. Defending team rolls one six-sided die when they take the field at the beginning of each inning. If result is 1-2, the walls come in 10 ft. If 3-4, walls stay at standard position. If 5-6, walls move out 10 ft. With lucky dice the Royals could actually win some games. If dice are unlucky, who cares? You were probably going to lose anyway.

[beersoakedivy]

--Moat just beyond the infield dirt

 

--Buffalo roaming the outfield

 

--Beer taps at every seat (catheters, too? hmm...)

balls stopped by the moat ground rule doubles or infielders have to swim for em?

if i have a beer tap at my seat i \'ll need a catheter or a personal urinal, one or the other

 

A condom catheter would work pefectly. Fighter pilots use them during long missions. They are applied just like a condom, hence the name, and it would save you the pain of a tube being slammed down your uretrha. Discretion is also a bonus....