Cubs sign Brandon Workman

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Not a real person. Not even a good attempt at a real name that could be a real person.

Let's hope it's some early 90s video game thing where the dumb fake name is actually the awesome star player secretly.

 

I feel like it's the name the appears on the ballot and campaign ads when Bradford C. Workefeller III decides he's bored being a billionaire and runs for the US Senate and then starts running campaign ads holding guns while shirtless with tattoos photoshopped on.

[Outshined_One]

Not a real person. Not even a good attempt at a real name that could be a real person.

Let's hope it's some early 90s video game thing where the dumb fake name is actually the awesome star player secretly.

 

I feel like it's the name the appears on the ballot and campaign ads when Bradford C. Workefeller III decides he's bored being a billionaire and runs for the US Senate and then starts running campaign ads holding guns while shirtless with tattoos photoshopped on.