4/8: World Champeen Cubs (Hendricks) @ Brewers (Bugsy Milone) 7:10PM CST on MLBN & CSN-C+

[Sammy Sofa]

Last's night game was so boring I fell asleep on the couch before it was over. Tonight's game will be the good type of boring as amazing pitcher and world famous boring guy Kyle Hendricks takes the mound. Here he is at Dartmouth wearing a t-shirt that diplomatically does not choose a side in the 2004 World Series:

 

 

He faces some dude named Tommy Milone, who is already on his fourth team and looks like the weenie lovechild of the bad guy from Desperado:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/543548.jpg

 

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1995_Desperado/995DPO_Joaquim_de_Almeida_005.jpg

 

Let's help the mighty Cubs offense wake up and catch up to the pretty bitchin' pitchin' we've seen so far by posting some choice bangers (you may choose to go with songs or sausages).

 

Edited April 8, 2017 by Sammy Sofa

[David]

great thread

 

i will be at this game so please win

[Derwood]

[UMFan83]

It says 2004 World Series right on the shirt

 

Great game thread though

[treebird]

womp up the dongs or else

[Derwood]

[Sammy Sofa]

It says 2004 World Series right on the shirt

 

Great game thread though

 

Fixed. Forgot that that nightmare matchup has happened FOUR horsefeathering TIMES.

[David]

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i still hate zobrist in RF but at least baez can mash lefties, so whatever

[Ding Dong Johnson]

2-3 will be better than 5-0!

[Aaron_Kennelly]

stop sucking

[bcl412]

World Champion Cobs

[SpongeWorthy]

How the hell did that get out

 

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

Great, now their suckiness is rubbing off on Kyle.

[Schwarber Fan]

Can't wait for our lazy fly balls to magically fly over the wall.

[SpongeWorthy]

Villar must be corking

[Derwood]

So this game ISN'T at 7:10 CST I take it, since it's only 6:24 CST and it's already started?

[Agony and Ivy]

Good start.

[bcl412]

Is this Kyle's revenge for getting yanked early in game 7?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

It's a shame I'll be long dead by 2124.

[Gilby]

Why is Hendricks pitching like Tommy Milone

[SpongeWorthy]

Alright mooks, pick up your starting pitcher

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Why is Hendricks pitching like Tommy Milone

 

He's Hendrix now.

[SpongeWorthy]

Do more of that hitting the ball hard stuff

[Derwood]

gross

[SpongeWorthy]

Christ