Wiping: Standing or Sitting?

[Sammy Sofa]

The only thing that could trump you is someone doing the human version of this:

 

http://i.giphy.com/Ys8IwIRWK8s3S.gif

[Banedon]

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu164/7667624/bear-rabbit-poop.gif

[Clem Fandango]

Those Charmin bears don't know what the hell they're doing. horsefeathering amateurs

[Derwood]

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/wiping2.png?t=5DD55C

[gobigred]

Get a bidet and it will change your life ....anything other than that isnt wiping its smearing

[UK]

Good to see there are fellow standers.

 

If what is coming out doesn't look like shredded beef, either method should clean properly. However, when standing up you have spread cheeks apart to properly clean.

 

I just never liked the concept of having to sit all the way back on the toilet & move my knees from the 11 and 1 position to 10 and 2 to reach down and get everything. I'm basically practicing how I would sit on a mechanical bull at that point.

 

Private bathrooms are the bomb, have courtesy if there's only one stall and use the urinal. The only place I use stall only is Wrigley

[Sammy Sofa]

However, when standing up you have spread cheeks apart to properly clean.

 

Uhm...

 

When you say "standing," I assume you just mean kinda standing up a bit from the toilet/essentially squatting, right? Because otherwise I hope there's no way anything is actually spread when you're fully standing up.

[Sammy Sofa]

Unless there's a critical "to" missing from that quote.

[UK]

Unless there's a critical "to" missing from that quote.

 

There's a critical "to" missing.

[JonJayCutler]

Capt Morgan stance opens them enough for cleaning, no spreading necessary.

[Banedon]

http://myshineyhiney.com/

[jersey cubs fan]

http://myshineyhiney.com/

 

That is a blatant attempt to monetize the gag gift economy.

 

 

 

I applaud the effort.

[OleMissCub]

http://myshineyhiney.com/

 

Love when things that are clearly marketed for morbidly obese people use normal sized models in their ads.

[David]

i just pictured walking into someone's bathroom and seeing their dirty anus brush hanging in the shower and i gagged

[Ding Dong Johnson]

i just pictured walking into someone's bathroom and seeing their dirty anus brush hanging in the shower and i gagged

10x worse if it's a hot chick you're there to hook up with

[jersey cubs fan]

i just pictured walking into someone's bathroom and seeing their dirty anus brush hanging in the shower and i gagged

10x worse if it's a hot chick you're there to hook up with

 

worse?

 

that just means she's dfa

[Sammy Sofa]

http://myshineyhiney.com/

 

Well, now I know what I'm getting for all of my Christmas gift exchanges this year.

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy horsefeathers, it even comes with fancy anal bleach.