I demand a logical explanation for this myth/delusion

[Butterscup1679666578]

what is this

[inari]

what is this

 

What's this? What's this?

There's color everywhere

What's this?

There's white things in the air

What's this?

I can't believe my eyes

I must be dreaming

Wake up, jack, this isn't fair

What's this?

 

What's this? What's this?

There's something very wrong

What's this?

There are people singing songs

 

What's this?

The streets are lined with

Little creatures laughing

Everybody seems so happy

Have I possibly gone daffy?

What is this?

What's this?

 

There are children throwing snowballs here

instead of throwing heads

They're busy building toys

And absolutely no one's dead

 

There's frost on every window

Oh, I can't believe my eyes

And in my bones I feel the warmth

That's coming from inside

 

Oh, look

What's this?

They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss

Why that looks so unique, inspired

They're gathering around to hear a story

Roasting chestnuts on a fire

What's this?

What's this?

 

In here they've got a little tree, how queer

And who would ever think

And why?

 

They're covering it with tiny little things

They've got electric lights on strings

And there's a smile on everyone

So, now, correct me if I'm wrong

This looks like fun

This looks like fun

Oh, could it be I got my wish?

What's this?

 

Oh my, what now?

The children are asleep

But look, there's nothing underneath

No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them

Or ensnare them, only little cozy things

Secure inside their dreamland

What's this?

 

The monsters are all missing

And the nightmares can't be found

And in their place there seems to be

Good feeling all around

 

Instead of screams, I swear

I can hear music in the air

The smell of cakes and pies

Is absolutely everywhere

 

The sights, the sounds

They're everywhere and all around

I've never felt so good before

This empty place inside of me is filling up

I simply cannot get enough

 

I want it, oh, I want it

Oh, I want it for my own

I've got to know

I've got to know

What is this place that I have found?

What is this?

Christmas Town, hmm...

 

You made me think of that.

[bcl412]

Think he'll actually respond to anything in here or will he continue to make up an imaginary person with thoughts that have never been expressed here and claim to be smarter than him?

[Sammy Sofa]

Think he'll actually respond to anything in here or will he continue to make up an imaginary person with thoughts that have never been expressed here and claim to be smarter than him?

 

Has he ever done anything besides the latter?

[Sammy Sofa]

"Crapshoot" is fitting since a badnews' thread is the equivalent of him bending over, spreading his cheeks and just blasting [expletive] all over the place.

[Magdal]

"Crapshoot" is fitting since a badnews' thread is the equivalent of him bending over, spreading his cheeks and just blasting [expletive] all over the place.

:-))

[Clem Fandango]

"Crapshoot" is fitting since a badnews' thread is the equivalent of him bending over, spreading his cheeks and just blasting [expletive] all over the place.

 

I was going to make a post in the same vein as this but couldn't think of the proper hypothetical set up with which to pull it off. Kudos, sir.

[Outshined_One]

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