Record with Aaron Miles on team

[JGalt73]

I know I've posted this running watch in a variety of places, but I just find the numbers so appalling that I can't not write this to express my outrage:

 

In a mere 153 plate appearances, Miles has been able to amass 12.3 runs fewer than what would be expected from a AAA player. That total negative batting value now ranks Miles as the 4th worst hitter to have ever seen a pitch in the big leagues this year and places him at the 932nd best hitter in baseball this year.

[NCCubFan]

Woo-hoo! He's in the top 1,000!

[illiniguy]

Whatever Jim does well, he sure as hell does not admit his mistakes.

[haubrich91]

Watch..Aaron Miles is Tom Rickett's favorite Cub.

[Monco]

Reggie Jackson said he was "the straw that stirs the drink". Aaron Miles is ???

[NCCubFan]

Aaron Miles is the spoiled milk that makes the drink taste crappy.

[champaignchris]

Reggie Jackson said he was "the straw that stirs the drink". Aaron Miles is ???

The ice cube that gets lodged in your trachea?

[Banedon]

Reggie Jackson said he was "the straw that stirs the drink". Aaron Miles is ???

 

The gum that you can never get completely off your shoe.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Reggie Jackson said he was "the straw that stirs the drink". Aaron Miles is ???

 

The black jellybean that nobody likes yet they never eliminate it from the assortment.

[genbar]

Aaron Miles is the poo you cannot flush down a toilet that even Drano cannot break down. Gleaming and inanimate, yet pisses people off just by simply existing.

[nick23]

His OPS+ is -34 in the second half.

[CyHawk_Cub]

His OPS+ is -34 in the second half.

 

Bat him lead-off the rest of the way...regression is clearly in order