Teixeira May Seek 10 yr 23 million Deal

[javy knows my name]

I want a million bajillion dollars

[Tyrant]

Now Mark is younger and better, but the last Brave player to ask that astounding of an amount of money was Andrew Jones and we all know how much he got

 

Well, I must admit, it was pretty Brave for Andrew Jones to ask for that much money. He doesn't even play baseball!