King Felix hits grand slam off of Santana

[Jehrico]

http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/10875177

 

First slam by an AL pitcher in 37 years, off of Santana no less...

 

Unfortunately, he sprained his ankle covering home on a wild pitch in the 5th. Hopefully he'll be back quickly.

[17 Seconds]

Opposite field also.

[Derwood]

In related news, Hank Steinbrenner has now petitioned the league for a designated fielder who runs to cover various bases for the pitcher

[Jehrico]

In related news, Hank Whinebrenner has now petitioned the league for a designated fielder who runs to cover various bases for the pitcher

Fixed.

 

Just wait until the first designated fielder, who stands behind the pitcher until the ball is thrown, gets hit by a line drive after the pitcher ducks out of the way. He'll then be petitioning for a screen like the batting practice pitchers use. Soon enough, the Yankees will be seen taking the field in 10 man-sized hamster bubbles.

[Clem Fandango]

"My approach? Just swing. I closed my eyes," said Hernandez, who figured it was his first home run since Little League. "I was happy and I was thinking that's all I need -- four runs."

[shnsajax]

In related news, Hank Steinbrenner has now petitioned the league for a designated fielder who runs to cover various bases for the pitcher

 

I recently petitioned for 20 Mets fans to go kick him in the nuts. The petition was denied on the grounds that his father was the only one who actually had a set.