My Cubs death fantasy...

[IowaCubsFan]

The driver of the team bus falls asleep at the wheel, the bus goes careening off a cliff and erupts in a ball of flame. Lee, Ramirez, Zambrano, Cedeno, and Barrett all are able to crawl out of the wreckage, but the rest of the team dies when Dusty refuses to let anyone walk off the bus, accusing the other players of "clogging the aisles."

[Soriano12]

LOL...I think you are gonna tick alot of people off with this thread.

 

But it gave me a laugh.

 

:lol:

[IowaCubsFan]

LOL...I think you are gonna tick alot of people off with this thread.

 

But it gave me a laugh.

 

:lol:

 

Your response is what I'm looking for. Dark comedy is needed at times like this.

[Soriano12]

I think board rules should be suspened for a bit on the account

that 80% of Cub fans have gone insane.

[flynnhicks03]

I'd rather Murton survive than Cedeno, if I had to choose.

[gerby23]

I'd rather Murton survive than Cedeno, if I had to choose.

Maybe Murton just looked on fire, cuz his hair and all. Does that work Iowa?

[UMFan83]

I like dark humor, but this one is tiptoeing the line of decent/indecent. I'll laugh.

[IowaCubsFan]

I'd rather Murton survive than Cedeno, if I had to choose.

Maybe Murton just looked on fire, cuz his hair and all. Does that work Iowa?

 

I forgot about him. Ok, Murton can survive too. He did after all have to sit in the back of the bus, where the other survivors were, because of all the empty seats that Dusty reserved for Neifi, Hairston, and Macias, "just in case they come back."

[badger1679666666]

:lol:

[C.C.]

OR!

 

The Cubs are taking a charter plane back to Chicago and suddenly the plane goes down in flames and they somehow end up on a deserted island. They all survive and spend the whole offseason trying to get off the island. Dlee, Ram, Murton, and Z find a way off the island by using RAM's "out-clause". The rest of team are left on the island, forced to watch the 2003 game 6 over and over again...AKA purgatory...

Edited August 30, 2006 by C.C.

[UMFan83]

OR!

 

The are taking a charter plane back to Chicago and suddenly the plane goes down in flames and they somehow end up on a deserted island. They all survive and spend the whole offseason trying to get off the island. Dlee, Ram, Murton, and Z find a way off the island by using RAM's "out-clause". The rest of team are left on the island, forced to watch the 2003 game 6 over and over again...AKA purgatory...

 

What does Juan Pierre call that?

[minnesotacubsfan]

OR!

 

The are taking a charter plane back to Chicago and suddenly the plane goes down in flames and they somehow end up on a deserted island. They all survive and spend the whole offseason trying to get off the island. Dlee, Ram, Murton, and Z find a way off the island by using RAM's "out-clause". The rest of team are left on the island, forced to watch the 2003 game 6 over and over again...AKA purgatory...

 

What does Juan Pierre call that?

doesnt matter. he walks at the end of the season......

 

amen.

[Sammy Sofa]

Why the hell would anyone choose Cedeno to survive such a scenario?

[hardcorecubfan]

The driver of the team bus falls asleep at the wheel, the bus goes careening off a cliff and erupts in a ball of flame. Lee, Ramirez, Zambrano, Cedeno, and Barrett all are able to crawl out of the wreckage, but the rest of the team dies when Dusty refuses to let anyone walk off the bus, accusing the other players of "clogging the aisles."

 

Wow, that was funny didn't expect it