I want total robot umpires... or even if you just move the umpires into a room somewhere and put cameras everywhere so they can instantly see things in slow motion and frame by frame... none of this neighborhood plays still can be stupid calls [expletive].
I predict a Cubs win. Bryant goes yard, Castro is 2-3, and Rizzo just owns. Russell might do something cool too. Soler's going to srike out, though... at least once... I know, it's a bummer.