Cubs still do have the best record in baseball. Screw jinxing. After a particularly bad week a few years ago, I went down to my cell phone provider to find out that I had to shell out a few hundred bucks (keep in my I was just out of high school, about to start college in the spring, so that was a ton of money) to get out of a bad cellphone deal I had picked up the month before and hated the service. Before I left, I muttered something about this being as bad as it gets to my father, who then warned me about tempting God and the fates. "Tell God and the fates that they can bring it," I said. I drove down to the cellphone place, and came outside to the parking lot to find my car's engine on fire. After popping the hood and frantically shovelling snow onto it to put out the fire. I turned my head towards the sky and yelled "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!?!? BRING IT!" at the top of my lungs. Nothing worse happened to me that week, though I did go on to college to get a journalism degree and live through the 2003 NLCS, which were probably about the two worst things God and fates could do to me.