Alright, I've been working game threads out of the pen having earned my first save earlier this year. I had to have this start pushed back as I got stretched out, but I'm ready to go six...maybe seven...hell maybe even 145...let's get on a roll Cubbies! So after an off day, the Cubs will take on division foe the Brewers in a 1:20 start. The great Greg Maddux(4-0, 0.99 ERA-- that's right an 0.99 ERA. Holy Kent...did you see that! a 0.99 ERA and he's 40 years old) http://u.univision.com/contentroot/uol/art/images/deportes/bball/2004/08/070804ap_greg_maddux3.jpg takes on Dave Bush of the Brewers. (I did a GIS for "Bush" and forgot to put the safe search on and let's just say the results weren't "family friendly.") However I did like this pic--->http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/presidents/george-hw-bush/george_hw_bush_pitching.gif By the way, Maddux has won a few of these--->http://tripwatch.com/ny/cooperstown/photo/cy_young_award.jpg Let's ask another old guy how many he has. Hey Roger, how many of those has Greg won? http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/111197/CLEMENS_AL_CY_YOUNGLR.jpg That's right, you old bastard. Stay retired. Ok on to the game thread..... For the record Bush has 0. Edge Maddux. Maddux also has 322 of these-->http://clarkstreetsports.com/images/FL01(1).jpg Bush has 12. Edge Maddux. Maddux has 3070 strike-outs. Bush has 162. Edge Maddux. Maddux's career ERA is 3.00 Bush's is 4.09. Edge Maddux. Maddux is trying to win his fifth consecutive start to begin the season for the first time in...that's right....forever! Cubs are going to roll over the Brewers. Does anyone really think we're going to lose to some chump named "Bush?" Of course not. Who do you think we are, John Kerry? Al Gore? No, we're the Cubbies, for Len's sake...and we're gonna roll!!!