Needs more CAPS and EXCLAMATION POINTS And prepubescent voice cracks " For the first time since 1989, I no longer clip every box score of every baseball game from the nearest newspaper and tape each one into a spiral notebook, a daily task that I've estimated, at roughly 15 minutes per day, has cost me 40 days of my truly pathetic life." I had to google this to see if it was true and still can't believe that article wasn't from the Onion.