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  1. JunkyardWalrus
    That's the Sammy Sosa model. Tucker may fit that, actually. The Trib had Sammy and never tried to put a team around him for years, he filled Wrigley himself.
  2. JunkyardWalrus
    I will take it as truth and feel great about it. Finally that Bellinger money is being appropriated appropriately. All hail King Tuck!
  3. JunkyardWalrus
    It was nice to see him wiggle out of the jam he got himself into
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    So, better than Ohtani, but though Long, he falls short of Judge? Heard.
  5. JunkyardWalrus
    Oh, Eddy Julio Martinez, I'm still waiting!
  6. JunkyardWalrus
    Tater will be fine. He's going to cook.
  7. JunkyardWalrus
    Kenton Egbert sounds like he fell out of an Elizabethan Vampire fanfic blog.
  8. JunkyardWalrus
    He didn't like walks, they clogged the base paths and he batted Juan Pierre/Neifi Perez more than anyone should be allowed and keep their job. I horsefeathers hate Dusty Baker
  9. JunkyardWalrus
    Thank you for taking the time to post suchness!
  10. JunkyardWalrus
    Flexon was hit hard, despite his line. A lot of luck went into only giving up one run.
  11. JunkyardWalrus
    I don't know who the second, older announcer is for Indy, but either he has the greatest memory ever, has an amazing producer, or homey is just making it up as he goes with the confidence of dementia.
  12. JunkyardWalrus
    And Rizzo
  13. JunkyardWalrus
    Does that seem like an exorbitant amount of injuries, or is it just me and seeing them all listed out like this. Curious how the Cubs rate as far as overall health, and staying off the IL compared to other orgs
  14. JunkyardWalrus
    Thank you for taking the time to write these up. Always a good read.
  15. JunkyardWalrus
    Tatertime!
  16. JunkyardWalrus
    Not to broken record, but an opening day lineup with our defense first middle infield as the #5, #6 hitters doesn't ignite the fire of confidence in the Walrus.
  17. JunkyardWalrus
    They didn't do enough. Not even close. Salary dump bs, the Tucktuck trade without extension and a starting pitcher you hope makes half his starts? It's another goddam low to mid 80 win team. They should be booed in the streets and shamed in their houses of worship. It's horsefeathers inexcusable to small-market another off season. Jed should be let go before the sell off at mid season. Go cubs!
  18. JunkyardWalrus
    Tater is the starting 3b come July. All of Turner, Rea, Theilbar, Berti are released by August. Dansby is popped for PEDs after another slow start, shaves his head and makes a conscious hip hop album tinged with reggae Cam Smith has a better line than Shaw by the end of the year and goes on to have a dramatically better career PCA gets down ballot MVP votes, very far down and very few, but more than one Cubs are below .500 by the Trading Deadline and trade Tucker for a disappointing return, he stays in the NL and is second in MVP to Trout who is miraculously healthy all season and challenges for 70 Hrs Another low 80s win season means Jed and Carter are both let go, neither position is filled until the Tuckers and Vladdys of the world are safely signed elsewhere. Who wants tot tell their new employee how cheap they are on day one? oh, bother.
  19. JunkyardWalrus
    Bold Prediction: Tater is the starting 3b come July. -JW
  20. JunkyardWalrus
    Like my mom who can't pass up a sale on purses (like a handbag,) Jed sees the bargain bin and thinks like Bilbo, "Why not? Why shouldn't I have more?" Got all the extra money, Bad Company is on the jukebox and Lance Lynn sways quietly alone. Jed's heart races in anticipation as he takes his first shuffling steps forward... hoping to lock eyes while he still has moisture in his mouth to speak with...
  21. JunkyardWalrus
    Justin Turner not enough for you?
  22. JunkyardWalrus
    I don't know, I wanna see Tater cook.
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  24. JunkyardWalrus
    Yeah, I have a good feeling about C. Hernandez this year. And have there been any Rojas sightings yet?
  25. JunkyardWalrus
    I'd still bat Nico 9th when he comes back, but this is as good as we'll get it seems. I'd still bat Tucker leadoff and Happ 3rd, but that's quibbling.
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