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Magnetic Curses

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  1. ryan braun make love to rapper with syphilis. use steroid to relieve burning in urethra
  2. rick sutcliffe big but he have the breadcrumb balls, and he drink like scott hall
  3. nobody could have left with such awkward dignity. i bet on the way out of town, he tried to give a student a high five and missed, and then tripped and fell down some stairs, [expletive] his pants in the process.
  4. it pisses me off big time that those ex-bourgeois asses in miami are acting so indignant. we get it, you would rather be criminals or play the mambo music than have a decent country where people have education, homes, and community. 1. nobody forced them to leave, they left because they shut down the casinos and came down on the bourgeois, eliminating the decadence rivaled only by pre-revolutionary france. oh no, the US wasn't making their banana republic rich anymore, how sad for them. i guess they'll have to stay in cuba and work or move to miami and not work. 2. nobody executed their relatives unless they actively plotted to overthrow the government, and they were better deaths than batista would have given to the revolutionaries. nobody threw anyone in jail unjustly or without giving them a chance to either live in an egalitarian society or leave. the people in jail chose to be in jail. 3. dan lebatard needs to contract syphilis if he hasn't already. comparing fidel castro to hitler willingly perpetuates the myth of the anti-capitalist monster. 4. ozzie should stand behind his words. fidel castro is the greatest hero that cuba has ever known.
  5. forming like chocobot i would also accept "tall urkel".
  6. exhibit a: the caleb hanie debacle. me being optimistic is a disaster.
  7. didn't the blackhawks win Shh...he's on a roll. i've tried being positive and it almost never works.
  8. holy [expletive]. if getting a win is going to be that difficult every [expletive] time we do it, [expletive] baseball.
  9. dow to the last strike. here comes a home run
  10. this team has got to know that they are cursed already
  11. didn't the blackhawks win yeah, but they had to win in regulation to get the 5 seed
  12. adam laroche looks like he's slowly dying, decaying, wasting away.....and he still hits a million home runs against us. no matter who is pitching.
  13. absolutely no [expletive] doubt. the cubs will never protect another lead again. bulls lose, cubs lose, blackhawks blow a lead late in the 3rd yesterday. is there any doubt that it's pretty much my teams that do this, only?
  14. i have absolutely no doubt in my mind that the cubs are going to blow this.
  15. and 0-2. definitely sounds like the cubs. good but legendarily unlucky.
  16. this literally never happens to any team but mine.
  17. this always happens to my teams.
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