Eloy tweaked a (gulp) hammy yesterday and was pulled early http://www.cubsinsider.com/2017/05/21/injury-update-eloy-jimenez-exits-early-tweaked-hamstring/
Lost a relay throw in the sun one game playing 3B and the ball skipped off the top of my glove right into my face. Wore a shiner for a good week and change
Apologies if this was posted already, but I didn't see it http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/how-dylan-cease-deal-came-together-and-may-have-given-cubs-future-ace-kyle-schwarber-jason-mcleod-pitching-prospect