March, 2014: Theo: "Hi, Ted. It's Theo. I'd like to offer you a position in the front office." Lilly: [audible breathing] Theo: "Ted? Hello? I was hoping you would accept the position of 'Special Assistant to the President of Baseball Operations'. You'd report directly to me." Lilly: "Do I get to wear a uniform?" Theo: "What?" Lilly: "DO I GET TO WEAR A UNIFORM?!" Theo: "Yeah, Jesus Christ, fine. You can wear a uniform." Lilly: "Ok." [click] Present day: