I mean, I hate to break it to you, but the list of players that could qualify as Monstars is pretty slim. Thankfully, we have at least one of them already, and the one everyone wanted in the offseason, well... 294 PAs, 11 HRs, 13.6% BB%, 29.6% K%, .338 BABIP, .251/.357/.466, 114 wRC, 1.8 WAR 254 PAs, 13 HRs, 13.4% BB%, 27.6% K%, .272 BABIP, .233/.335/.460, 104 wRC, 0.6 WAR Unless your list of 'cool ways it actually matters' is BABIP (sure?), defensive metrics (almost definitely not), or a majestic, flowing mane of hair (alright, definitely fair)...we'd kinda be in the same spot.