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On Kikuchi: On Sugano:

They just don't seem very athletic. I'm pretty sure they dressed an enormous baby in a uniform and had it start at SS tonight. My wife called him Fat Starlin all game.

Box Scores: Iowa lost 12-3 Box Score SS M. Freeman 1/5, R, HR (5), RBI, K C V. Caratini 0/2, 2 BB 2B D. Bote 0/4, 2 K, 2 E (8, throw, throw) 1B B. Rademacher 1/3, BB 3B S. Bruno 1/3, R, HR (1), 2 RBI CF L. Adams 0/2, 2 BB, K, SB (7), E (1, fielding) SP A. Mills 2.2 IP, 6 H, 6 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 2-3 GO-FO, 75-42 pitches-strikes RP C. Mazzoni 1 IP, 2 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 0 K, 2-1 GO-FO RP J. Hancock 1 IP, 1 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 K, 2-0 GO-FO Tennessee won 6-5 on a walk-off Ian Rice 3-run home run Box Score LF C. Burks 1/5, R, BB, K 2B J. Vosler 2/5, R, K C I. Rice 1/5, R, HR (4), 3 RBI, 2 K; defense: E (2, throw), PB (3), 0/4 CS DH T. Giambrone 2/4, R, HR (9), RBI, SB (15) SS V. Machin 0/4, K RF E. Martínez 2/3, R, BB 3B J. Hodges 1/4, R, HR (3), 2 RBI, 2 K SP M. Swarmer 4 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 4 K, 3-4 GO-FO, 71-46 pitches-strikes RP J. Stinnett 1 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 0 BB, 1 K, 2 WP, 1-1 GO-FO RP J. Norwood 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 1 K, 0-2 GO-FO Myrtle Beach lost 3-2 Box Score CF DJ Wilson 0/3, BB, K SS A. Ademan 1/4, K 2B A. Monasterio 1/4, RBI DH J. Pereda 1/4 C PJ Higgins 0/3, BB; defense: 2 E (5, throw, catcher interference), 0/3 CS LF K. Mitchell 0/3, BB, K 1B A. Upshaw 0/3 3B Y. Peguero 3/3, R, 2B (1), RBI SP B. Hudson 5 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 1 HBP, 3 WP, 10-1 GO-FO, 96-53 pitches-strikes South Bend lost 8-4 Box Score SS J. Bethencourt 1/5 1B J. Young 1/3, R, BB, K C M. Amaya 2/3, R, BB; defense: 1/2 CS 2B C. Donahue 1/3, BB RF B. Hughes 1/4, RBI CF C. Singleton 1/4, 2B (13), K SP B. King 2.1 IP, 7 H, 5 ER, 1 BB, 3 K, 1 HR, 0-4 GO-FO, 59-36 pitches-strikes RP M. Rondón 1.2 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 3 K, 2-0 GO-FO Eugene lost 6-4 Box Score CF F. Kelli 0/4, BB, 3 K 2B L. Díaz 1/4, R, BB, 2 K, SB (1) LF N. Velázquez 1/5, R, K C G. Polanco 2/4, R, 2B (1), 3B (1), 2 RBI, K RF J. Sierra 0/2, RBI, 2 BB 3B C. Morel 0/4, K SS L. Vázquez 1/4, 2B (1), RBI, 2 K SP B. Márquez 3.2 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 6 K, 1 HBP, 4-0 GO-FO, 65-39 pitches-strikes RP S. Ridings 1 IP,2 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 2 K, 1 WP, 0-1 GO-FO RP Y. de la Cruz 1 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 2 K, 0-0 GO-FO DSL Cubs 1 had the day off DSL Cubs 2 had the day off

They just don't seem very athletic.

We should make the whole page out of that Yadi GIF.

Jonathan Sierra is 3/3 with two doubles. The Eugene Emeralds Twitter account is chock-full of highlights.

Let’s win tomorrow and return that sweep.

Abolish umps. horsefeathers yeah, just took another pitch.

Come on, Morrow.

Any time I get upset with Maddon’s bullpen usage, I just have to remember Mike Matheny exists.

Jason Heyward homering in St Louis is decidedly my horsefeathers.

The first one was fine since he was clearly bunting for a hit and the 3Bman was playing deep. But the last one was clearly a sac. Yeah, I have no problem bunting for hits like the first one.

Good horsefeathers, Ian. Now let’s get tons of insurance. God I need a GIF of Molina’s reaction.

Stop bunting so much, Willson.

So Dex is getting a playoff share this year, right?

Joe better not pull Hendricks after like one batter.

Bloop after bloop after bloop. God damn it.

Me too. Damn it.

Lol

Strike 1 to Rizzo should’ve been ball 1.

Really?

Also, just a reminder the Marlins basically gave the Cardinals Marcel Ozuna.

Kyle’s 3 HRs away from his single season career high.

Caratini and Bote went back-to-back.