fred's toad suck anecdotes: Weird anecdote...someone earlier referenced a story where Fred would call Burnitz "Beer Nutz" or something like that...Jeromy Burnitz went to Conroe High School (before the renovation Fred is talking about obv). I found this out because I had to look up Cut and Shoot, TX on Wikipedia to confirm that it was a real place. As for more Cubs connections, so did Andrew Cashner.