The Mets had a really good offense. :-k Um...yeah...about that... OH MY GOD, WHAT'S THAT?! http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3756/homerandpoprocksks4.gif
Because you touch yourself at night. Then he would be blind and not be able to watch, which might not be a bad thing right now. Yeah, but he'd still be able to listen to Pat & Ron on the radio and turn the dials with his hairy palms.
Can you turn into a menacing and chaotic being who will go down to Florida and tear it to shreds in order to bring enlightenment and calm to the demons who inhabit it? I'm convinced every sports team in that state has made a deal with the devil.
Don't worry guys, I have the Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack playing. Its awesomeness will carry from Champaign to Florida and inspire the Cubs to win. That or climb an oversized giant in order to stab a glyph on its back. We'll see.