You don't get to be his size so quickly just because you're lazy. That's right. It takes effort to drive to Krispy Kreme, walk up to the counter, pick up 3 dozen glazed doughnuts, drive home, sit down, and shove them into your mouth one at a time!
Rieu, screw you! Keith Law, screw you more! I hate Keith Law. Even before this. He always bugged me.. All the more reason to hope the Mets get eliminated. I think his head would explode.
The Cubs drafted him and Eric Patterson in the same draft back in 2004. He was taken in the 19th round because of worries about his salary demands. They offered him a sizable amount of money, but instead, he opted to transfer from Georgia Tech to Tulane. I really wanted the Cubs to sign him, but no dice. I've been bitter since then.
Micah Owings is pretty high on my list of baseball players I'd like to kick in the nuts. Probably because he told the Cubs to go fly a kite in a thunderstorm when they drafted him.
You might be right. The Pads are likely to need all the rest of their games the way things are going. If it knocks the D-bags out of the playoffs, all the better.
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs... (on television screen) Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night? Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular! Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up! Smurf #2: Yeah! Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot? Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah! Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!
Possibly. Or it could be AZ. Or Philadelphia. Or New York. The scenarios are all over the place right now. In theory, the Rockies could finish the season with the best record in the NL.