I don't get how he can be that obese in a job that requires you to move around. It is a joke. Who was the really, really, really fat umpire back in the day? I want to say he was fired and ended up suing MLB.
The caroms in this ballpark would drive me nuts if I were a hitter. It seems like this place robs its share of extra base hits thanks to lucky bounces.
I think it almost hit him in the booth. He thought it was intentional. If that was intentional, it's right up there with Shawn Estes' attempt at revenge on Roger Clemens.