I'm 24 years old. In my life, I've gotten into a number of fights. I've undergone three surgeries. I've had more cuts, scrapes, bumps, bruises, sprains, muscle pulls, and migraines than I've cared to remember. I've had women rip out my heart. I've had friends and family stab me in the back. I've done more stupid, humiliating, and embarrassing things than I'd prefer to admit. Yet, for whatever reason, in my life, the Cubs have managed to hurt me more than all of that combined. Why is that? Is there something wrong with me? I just don't get it.