Outshined_One

I love Hoffpauir's swing. Really, I do. It's so purdy.

Come on Micah.

That worked...oddly enough.

That sucked.

A little bit less coordinated than Sammy's hop/skip, but it was pretty close.

Lee is a sexy man.

...wow. That is a pretty crazy thing to say.

I can't find anything on who won the exhibition or what happened during it. If anyone digs anything up, please post it here. Thanks!

It was like vintage 2005. Damn you, Furcal. Furcal is definitely forever on my [expletive] list. Didn't sign with us that offseason then ruined DLee's life. What a dick. See also: Marcus Giles

This is becoming a running theme for this team...

Box Scores Iowa won 4-0 Box Score 3B R. Freel 1/2, R, 2B (3) PH/3B M. Camp 0/2, E (3, fielding) CF S. Fuld 2/4, R, CS (4), PO (1B), Assist (3B) 1B B. Scales 1/3, R, 2 RBI, HR (4), HBP LF J. Dubois 1/2, 2 BB, R, 2 RBI, HR (8) C C. Robinson 2/4, K PH N. Spears 0/1 SP J. Samardzija 8 scoreless, 6 H, 6/4 K/BB, 7-9 GO-FO RP B. Parker 1 scoreless, 2 H, 3-0 GO-FO Tennessee won 7-0 Box Score 2B T. Thomas 1/4, BB, 2 R, K LF T. Wright 1/5, R, RBI, K RF T. Colvin 1/4, R 1B D. Deeds 2/2, BB, 2 R, RBI, 2B (2), E (1, fielding) 3B J. Mota 2/3, R, RBI SS D. Barney 1/3, BB, 2 RBI PH R. Canzler 1/1 SP J. Papelbon 5.2 scoreless, 5 H, 2/1 K/BB, 8-7 GO-FO RP A. Maestri 2.1 scoreless, 1 H, 2/0 K/BB, HBP, 3-2 GO-FO RP M. Carrillo 1 perfect, 1/0 K/BB, 1-1 GO-FO Daytona is on their All Star Break Peoria won 5-3 Box Score 3B J. Harrison 2/4, RBI, 2B (16), 2 SB (14) CF D. Macias 0/4, 2 RBI DH J. Vitters 0/4, K LF K. Burke 0/3, BB, Assist (2B) 1B R. Ridling 0/4, K SS R. Flaherty 1/4, R, 3B (3) RF N. Perez 2/3, BB, R, RBI, 2B (12) 2B J. Lake 1/2, 2 R, K SP C. Carpenter 6 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 3/2 K/BB, HR, 10-3 GO-FO RP A. Cabrera 2.1 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 1/2 K/BB, 5-1 GO-FO RP C. Huseby .2 scoreless, 1 H, 2-0 GO-FO Boise lost their debut 14-8 Box Score SS HJ Lee 3/5, 2 R, RBI, SB, 2 E (2, fielding , throw) - pro debut 3B G. Matheus 3/5, 2 RBI, K, CS (1), E (1, throw) C M. Cerda 1/4, 2 RBI, K, 2 E (2, throw x 2), PB (1) DH G. Rohan 0/5, K - pro debut 2B L. Watkins 1/2, 2 BB, R, SB (1), CS (1), E (1, throw) RF JH Ha 1/3, R - pro debut LF K. Soto 1/3, R, 2B (1) SP J. Nagel 3 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 1 ER, 1/1 K/BB, WP, 6-1 GO-FO - pro debut RP D. Nunez 1.1 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 1/1 K/BB, 1-2 GO-FO DSL Cubs 1 won 6-5 in the bottom of the 13th Box Score 2B J. Rodriguez 1/7, R, 2 K SS A. Alcantara 1/7, 2 K, SB (5), E (8, fielding) 3B J. Pena 1/6, BB, R, 2 K RF X. Batista 0/6, 4 K C C. Romero 0/4, 2 BB PR/LF M. Pestana 0/0, CS (6) DH Y. Fuenmayor 3/5, BB, R, 3 RBI, HR (2), CS (1) 1B Y. Astacio 1/5, 3 K, E (3, fielding) SP R. Reyes 5 IP, 7 H, 4 ER, 3/2 K/BB, 6-4 GO-FO DSL Cubs 2 lost 4-2 Box Score SS V. Bieneme 1/3, BB, 2 R, 2B (2), 2 SB (9) CF G. Robles 1/4, RBI, 2 K DH H. Suarez 0/3, BB, 2 K 3B J. Altagracia 0/4, K RF J. Gonzalez 0/4, 3 K C R. Parra 1/3, K 2B C. Henry 0/2, BB, K SP E. Martinez 5 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 2/1 K/BB, HBP, 4-7 GO-FO OVERALL: 4-2 The FSL North All Stars beat the FSL South All Stars 6-4 Box Score SS S. Castro 4/4, R, RBI, HR (inside the park), CS C R. Chirinos 0/3, BB, R RP R. Searle 0 IP, 4 H, 4 ER, 0/1 K/BB

They feel happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. They feel happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Held up juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit too long.

Aw [expletive].

One more for old time's sake, Kerry!

That felt good. Thanks Kerry! :D

And losing it, with the man who should be our closer shutting us down, would be equally morale crushing. Nah. The fact that the Cubs didn't lie down and die when down 7-0 is a good sign. I can't complain about this game too much, regardless of the result.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, memories of 2007.

If I was superstitious this post would make me nervous Nervous about this game or about the season?

That was fortuitous. NOW TIE THIS GAME UP!

That was terrible.

Jake Fox has been surprisingly not terrible at 3B today.

Come to think of it, Len's line about seagulls keeping game schedules in their billfold would make Fred shake his head. :D

That was a really, really bad pun.

Have they started talking about Ron's cat or waterproof khakis yet?