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Are you [expletive] me? What a dick head Either that is impressively sarcastic, or extremely jealous. Either way, the butthurt will flow strongly through the NL Central for a long time.
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Or maybe just wait until Stanton is a FA, sign him for $35M/year and add him to the ridiculous lineup which includes Russell.
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What do we do with Russell then? Ohh right. http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40my5ktWv1qcmb4mo1_400.gif It may be the bourbon talking right now, but if you could have 5 guys (Stanton, Rizzo, Baez, Soler, and Bryant) who can hit 40 homers and another guy (Schwarber) hit 30 homers, it would be the most potent lineup... ever? Add in a 200 hit guy (Castro) and a potential 20 homer CF (Konami), and things just get silly. again, stanton isn't even necessary for the absurdity you speak of. it's already going to be absurd. obviously adding stanton to that is amazing. oh, and then remember the depressed offensive environment we're in to really put things in perspective. this would be like a blake street bombers lineup except guys can play defense and we dont play in coors field in the middle of the steroid era But instead of an end-of-career Charlie Hayes, over-the-hill Andres Galarraga, prime Larry Walker, and out-of-his-mind Dante Bichette, the Cubs would have a prime Stanton and 5 others who are under 26 years of age. Holy [expletive].
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What do we do with Russell then? Ohh right. http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40my5ktWv1qcmb4mo1_400.gif It may be the bourbon talking right now, but if you could have 5 guys (Stanton, Rizzo, Baez, Soler, and Bryant) who can hit 40 homers and another guy (Schwarber) hit 30 homers, it would be the most potent lineup... ever? Add in a 200 hit guy (Castro) and a potential 20 homer CF (Konami), and things just get silly.
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Soler HAS to be NL POY this week, right?
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MLB is going to make the Cubs use pitchers as DH's every third hitter just to make it more fair.
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I think it would be in MLB's best interests to have a NL vs. AL vs. Cubs Home Run Derby for the next 10 years. My money is on the Cubs.
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I hear that the MLB can get discounts on engravings if they just do a bunch at the same time. They can pre-order the next 5 MVP award plaques with the name Jorge Soler printed on them. It will save time and money.
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Thus begins 10 years of torment for Cardinals' fans.
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Javy! Javy! Javy!
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I was expecting that ball a foot off the plate to be called strike three.
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It hurts to see Javy take strike one down the middle on a fastball.
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You, sir, are now officially caught up with the game.
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Why does anyone give an [expletive] what Kaplan thinks? Also, Soler is the best player baseball has ever seen.
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Wut? It worked earlier...
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If Valbuena was any worse, he'd be Manny Alexander.
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If you add up the inches off the plate that West has given Miller and subtract the inches on the plate Hendricks hasn't gotten, theoretically if the universe equals out, Hendricks should be able to throw one into the Cardinals dugout and have it called a strike this at-bat.
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Designated Umpire?
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Jesus Christ. What the [expletive] is Joe West watching?
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Jesus [expletive] [super-expletive] H. [expletive]
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Please. Tell me again how that pitch 5 inches off the outside corner and low to The Contra was a strike.
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Soler is just so advanced in his hitting approach.
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God I hate Joe West.
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How many pitches that actually are catching the corners has West called a ball tonight for Hendricks? And Miller somehow gets an extra 6 inches?
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[expletive] Joe West.