A don’t disagree that having a bit of diversification in your lineup is a good thing. He offers a very rich man’s Brett Bateman profile but with more slug and a bit more speed possibly?
Collectively shitting the bed. If they don’t pull their heads out they will be in actual trouble. Cabrera doesn’t belong in the rotation or really even on the staff. I doubt he has options though .
Who gives a rats ass? He has been a large net negative for the team this year when he has pitched. Are you in a playoff race or not? That is the real question.