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Son of a.... Well, he was my last round pick, so oh well.

As if he'd have answered any other way. "How are your house painting skills Joe?" "Pablo Picasso aint got @#%# on me man. I'm the best." LMAO Its funny because its true.

They prefer to lose. There are so many more exciting posibilites lose v. lost, (lôst, lst) los·ing, los·es v. tr. 1. To be unsuccessful in retaining possession of; mislay: He's always losing his car keys. 2. 1. To be deprived of (something one has had): lost her art collection in the fire; lost her job. 2. To be left alone or desolate because of the death of: lost his wife. 3. To be unable to keep alive: a doctor who has lost very few patients. 3. To be unable to keep control or allegiance of: lost his temper at the meeting; is losing supporters by changing his mind. 4. To fail to win; fail in: lost the game; lost the court case. 5. To fail to use or take advantage of: Don't lose a chance to improve your position. 6. To fail to hear, see, or understand: We lost the plane in the fog. I lost her when she started speaking about thermodynamics. 7. 1. To let (oneself) become unable to find the way. 2. To remove (oneself), as from everyday reality into a fantasy world. 8. To rid oneself of: lost five pounds. 9. To consume aimlessly; waste: lost a week in idle occupations. 10. To wander from or become ignorant of: lose one's way. 11. 1. To elude or outdistance: lost their pursuers. 2. To be outdistanced by: chased the thieves but lost them. 12. To become slow by (a specified amount of time). Used of a timepiece. 13. To cause or result in the loss of: Failure to reply to the advertisement lost her the job. 14. To cause to be destroyed. Usually used in the passive: Both planes were lost in the crash. 15. To cause to be damned.

Nothing like contradicting your own scoop. And there are those who wonder why we dont trust levine.

They figure he'd be good at that role since he wouldn't have to squat to get into position. Hahaha, nicely done.

hahaha. I doubt it. I won a football league last year. but only cause somehow I got lucky and drafted both Randy Moss and Peyton Manning.

What would be the point of faking this? Is he gonna have a hidden camera in the Stump the Schawb meeting place and then yell "GOTCHA!" when they arrive? Why would any troll/prankster do something. I dont know. they have no life?

How many teams in your league? Who did you pick first? Maybe it's me, but I don't like your team very much. *cry* No love for my RB's? There are ten teams in my league, and i drafted fifth. I drafted Holmes first, followed by portis, then Brady.

I drafted a fantasy football team today. I think I made out like a bandit: QB- Brady RB- Holmes RB- Portis WR- Ward WR- Moulds WR- Ferguson TE- Shockey K- Vanderjagt Def- Chicago Bench- QB- Rothlisburger RB- Dunn WR- Stokley WR- Pinkston TE- Bubba Franks K- Ryan Longwell And, is it true that stokley is hurt? if so, DOH!

I'd prefer: Lawton LF Nomar SS Lee 1B Dunn RF Aram 3B Walker 2B Barrett C Cpatt CF Or even: Murton LF Nomar SS Lee 3B Dunn RF Aram 3B Walker 2B Barrett C Cpatt CF Could you imagine a 2-5 of Nomar-Lee-Dunn-Aram :drool:

Where did you hear this? not doubting you, just wondering. Also, do you think he would clear waivers? Or is it pretty obviously an offseason move?

Clearly. Mazilli contracted clubhouse cancer. Sosa went to the hospital and laughed at him.

Oh, its not that i have a lack of outfielders. I just have a bunch of mediocre ones... Rondell White Mark Kotsay Sammy Sosa Lew Ford Jason Dubois Brad Hawp Brad Wilkerson.

Are we really to beleive a guy from ESPN is posting on this board. Especially one that cannot spell the name of his show in hes screen name. Come on guys. unless I'm really missing something.

anyone who says he's going in as a cub is kidding themselves.

WOw, how could dusty have such a dr. jekyl mr. hyde lineup?? 1-5 AWESOME 7-9 PUKE

I hear they have a decent second baseman.

Niiiice.

Thats kind of what I was thinking. Anyone else wish to weigh in, or is this the common consensus.

Who is the better fantasy player? I know Nixon is injured right now. So, I guess the question is, when healthy, which would you rather have on your team?? It is also important to note that the offensive categories for my league are: R H HR RBI SB AVG OPS

There is no way on gods green earth that Dunn clears waivers. And, they had a golden opprtunity to trade one/both of them at the deadline, their GM is jsut an idiot.

I agree with stark here. I have mentioned it in two or three threads already. I really think there will be some fairly large deals, and I personally dont think the cubs are 100% done yet. There are far too many teams still in the race, hense the lack of trades at the deadline. I guess now is the time when we wait and see.

I think that is a very good Idea. But, unless you contact the number one suckiest team in all of baseball, its a legitament question, because you still have to clear waivers by SOME teams.

:cry: My IQ hurts. :cry:

Uhh.. Okay, hoops, correct me if I'm wrong, but I beleive he was asking if he could CLEAR waivers, as in a trade. He's not saying release him, if he was, who would care if he cleared waivers. he wouldnt have to. He, I beleive, is asking that if we traded him somewhere, would he clear wiavers?