Not as crazy but def my favorite: https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200309030.shtml
I remember being 16 and talking horsefeathers to Cardinals fans on the cubs.com boards.
They don't even have to be prospects. Just random 5'5'', 28 yo guys with names generated by AI like Isaac Collins. Who has put up like 3 rWAR in a half a season's worth of games.