Thed Hoyerstein
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i'll probably take a pass on the tongue, kissing a cat's butt is as far as i'll go for jason heyward
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If Heyward homers off him again, he'll petition to have Urias designated all-time pitcher. If Heyward homers tonight, I'll kiss my cat's butt which is still more attractive than dickbag mchorseteeth
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It is when you understand exactly how rare it is for Heyward to homer. If Heyward homers off him again, he'll petition to have Urias designated all-time pitcher. If Heyward homers tonight, I'll kiss my cat's butt
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what's everyone eating and drinking tonight? I'm going with chicken fajitas, a side of NACHOOOOOOOS, and lots of daisy cutter
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Week 7: Bears @ Packers Thursday Night on CBS/NFLN
Thed Hoyerstein replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
i love using half turkey/half ground pork that was cooked in bacon grease and yes to beans, yes to lots of cumin, yes to fresh jalapeños, yes to lots of garlic -
Chris Young hit the very first pitch of the game for a HR. Imagine how deflating that is for the Cubs, sure you are down 0-2 but you are back home, its the first playoff game at Wrigley in 4 years, the fans are nuts, you just did your pregame introductions that gives the game that very important feeling, and then boom you are losing already. He needs to make things right by blowing this game. Come on OPR. Similar thing happened in Game 4 in the NLCS year. Daniel Murphy hit a 3-run shot in the first inning of game 4 against Hammel. Lucas Duda and then D'Arnoud
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I'm getting nervous again
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I'd drop seal boy in 3 seconds flat. Hell we didn't want to use him once in the Giants series. Are we sure that they didn't leave him by Pier 39? http://geektreks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/San-Francisco-Fishermans-Wharf-Sea-Lions-at-Pier-3-73037306730967f28124.jpg
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That was nice. I still want him to die. His tears were delicious. http://imgur.com/QywS5z7
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just got this email
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Yeah last night even when the score was 3-1 I was carefree, playing with my kids, playing some guitar, etc while watching. I wasn't nervous because I felt like I'd seen this game 80+ times this year, Cubs get a multiple run lead, pitching shuts them down and sucks the life out of the opponent. When Jake started getting squared up in the 5th inning it felt like a completely different game all of the sudden. Same here. I really started getting nervous when the announcers kept talking about how the Giants hadn't scored on the Cubs bullpen all year. I was like, "Why the horsefeathers would they say that?" because they already mentioned even year giants
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Most likely, unless the Red Sox come back and win the DS; they'd probably get a few primetime slots. Go Indians. True so maybe one of the NLCS games starts at 330pm which would suck unless it was a Saturday or Sunday. Dates with both LCS going Sun 16th ALCS#2 and NLCS #1 Tues 18th ALCS#4 and NLCS #3 Wed 19th ALCS#5 and NLCS#4 Sat 22nd ALCS#7 and NLCS#6 Saturday the 15th, not the 16th, is when both play at the same time. ALCS starts this Friday.
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Divisional series thread
Thed Hoyerstein replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
and the dodgers go up 1-0 in the first. their lineup is pretty thick -
[tweet] [/tweet] I'd much rather be tired than having it be during the work hours... this would have been pretty brutal
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[tweet] [/tweet] you could call him ronnie boo boo
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Game 2 is tomorrow and he threw almost 120 pitches two days.
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This thread is for the wildcard games
Thed Hoyerstein replied to Derwood's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Javy becoming the next Leon Durham or Alex Gonzalez. 100 Bartman references. Bryzzo going 0-fer and developing a reputation as chokers. Knowing that even if next year's team wins 115, every article about them will ask if they can really hack it in the postseason. Arguments that we don't have a "true ace." Holy hell you're insufferable. Is this a shtick or is this actually how your mind works? Didn't even have to look at the joined date to see that you're new here. Welcome, and there's your introduction to Kyle. -
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what are you guys planning to drink? for me, and depending on how the particular game is going, it'll be either anti-hero or anti-freeze
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that phrasing suggests you think this is going to get worse i'll give you something to boil