Really? Berroa and LaRue are black holes, Grudz isn't any good, Sweeney's coming off a subpar half season, Brown's a platoon player, and Gordon doesn't have a single MLB at bat. It's not a lock to be terrible, but it's nothing admirable really. Wow, you're a bit harsh, there. Brown is full-time, and his numbers are quite respectable (Jock Jones-level production). Grudzielanek is always solid, if uninspiring. Sweeney when healthy is a monster bat. LaRue has been above average some years, lousy last year. Gordon is ready RIGHT NOW. Grudzy: 297/331/409, 7 HR, 52 RBI. League average at worst. Brown: 287/358/457, 15 HR, 81 RBI. 800+ OPS is not bad at all. Sweeney: lifetime 302/373/497, only 217 ABs '06 (787 OPS) LaRue: 806 OPS in '05; awful 663 OPS in '06 (just 191 ABs) Berroa is indeed the one that sucks (Cedeno-esque 592 OPS) Oh yeah, Alex Gordon in 2006 (AA)? 325/427/588, 29 HR, 101 RBI (486 ABs), with 22 SBs just for good measure. Yep, I'd say he's ready.