JonJayCutler
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It's fine. Rather it happen now than in the playoffs. Learn from it and don't let it happen again, Javy.
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I was going to drive up today and enjoy some halfway meaningful Bears football on a beautiful Saturday... Best $40 I never spent.
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This isn't even fair anymore.
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Another 9:10 game, but on a Friday night? That I can handle.
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Brett Wallace is such a horsefeathers player.
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Nvm. Don't even matter.
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Yeah, watching from Gameday. Anyone care to explain how Fowler didn't score from 2nd on a double?
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Oh my god old man Clemens hates dongs.
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Because sweaty ass, piss, and horsefeathers are so much cleaner? Even if a toilet seat appears clean/dry, it means absolutely nothing. There is no "my" seat about it. One takes a risk every time they use a public toilet.
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It's not more difficult. It's not like you stand there horsefeathering knock-kneed and wipe. One normally hikes a leg up on the toilet seat, hardly rocket science. But perhaps the biggest, most underrated perk of standing is not having to worry about scraping your dong on the front of the bowl when reaching back to wipe, obviously a huge problem if in public.
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Lackey and Rondon to DL - Zastryzny and Peña up
JonJayCutler replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Up to 10 standers... No shame fellas!
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Seriously, nobody has said "Thick Onion Cravy" yet? You guys disappoint me.
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Happy Fat Jay Day! http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/630/947/140888508_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75
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JERDONG WILLIAMS
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Can we just celebrate the division now? This horsefeathers is so over.
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Alright, that's enough runs for now. Get this game to the 5th please.
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you may need to consult a physician if you are wiping that much Nah, I just can't stand having anything residual. Like, not even a little bit. That's all it is.
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The first few wipes, i.e. all of the messy work, should be done sitting down. However, you can only spread your legs so far sitting down. If you want to avoid ass gravy later, then the leverage obtained by standing up is necessary. In other words, it allows one to wipe deeper into said anus. You're welcome.
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Nothing groundbreaking, but the OL is going to be a problem this year. Zero depth whatsoever.
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Yeah, I was a senior in high school when he became a Cub. I'll be 30 next month. There's really no reason for such a mediocre pitcher to have lasted as long as he has.
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I made that comment not even really thinking about the on-field product. I survived the 90s Bears, which, as been alluded to here already, featured far more incompetent teams. Rather it's the fact that nobody wants to horsefeathering play here, which should never happen with a big-market, historic franchise. The mishandling of players - running them out of town, the mind-boggling stupidity of the casual fanbase with the neverending Cutler crusade, relentlessly killing the one guy who always shows up to camp in shape, goes about his business, has his horsefeathers together, and plays decently enough. Still, with all that said, I could never actually bail. It's just sometimes I have this utopian fantasy where Jay gets traded to a team with some pieces in place like Houston or the Rams, wins a Super Bowl, and I have the most glorious Bears bonfire ever as retribution. And I feel absolutely disgusting for feeling that way, believe me.
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It's been a horsefeathers organization for a long time now. I don't know if I could ever actually bail, but let's just say the temptation shows up quite regularly these days.
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Little Maddux. Not really, just fun to say
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Mark Prior doesn't blame Dusty, but I still do
JonJayCutler replied to Andy's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Was "SP throws 130" an option on the dugout dice? I can't remember.