Man, the Cardinals are just so bad. They suck. Their offense sucks. They have the worst defense in the league. Their bullpen sucks. Their rotation is really meh and is going to suck once a couple of their oft-injured starters become re-injured. They just suck. They might lose 90 games this year. And they are in a bad spot looking forward. They owe $369 million in future obligations through 2022. (We owe $253 million -- though obviously we're gonna be forking over some serious cash in arbitration that's not in there.) But, their roster is completely inflexible and they owe a bunch of money to a bunch of shitty old players. In 2020, they are going to be paying Mike Leake, Dexter, Yadi, Brett Cecil, and Kolten Wong a combined $69 million.