I just don't see how someone can come to this site, lurk a bit, see what that status quo is, and then say something like "You know what, why can't we get a true lead off man who can steal bases?" and honestly believe that it would be well received by the group of us here. When I showed up a decade ago I was that guy. I jumped off the couch in sheer excitement when the Cubs traded for Juan Pierre. I wanted the Cubs to trade Kerry Wood to Texas for Freddy Guzman because he stole a lot of bases in the minors. Then I got schooled by people smarter than me, and I didn't let some jokes get under my skin because I'm not a petulant child and I learned to recognize advanced statistics and how valuable they can be to evaluating baseball. I still say some boneheaded stuff, and will catch some hell for it. So horsefeathering what, it's a message board full of people I've never met.