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  1. Clem Fandango
    I should enjoy Jose Ramirez and his rise to elite status as a fan of baseball, but I kinda hate how good he is. Lindor being great is fine, that was to be expected. But to have Ramirez come out of nowhere and be putting up results that are making Trout look human is horsefeathering annoying as horsefeathers.
  2. Clem Fandango
    Yeah Altuve raked in the minors but was never taken seriously because of his size, if I recall.
  3. Clem Fandango
    [tweet] [/tweet] Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... is there anything in Brach's profile right now to suggest he's still capable of being the guy he was 2-3 years ago vs the guy he is now? Cause he kinda looks like he sucks right now. I noticed his BABIP against is absurdly high (.371), but his velocity is also down on all of his pitches.
  4. Clem Fandango
    That's a clown offer, bro.
  5. Clem Fandango
    You’re Confusing him with Leland Meeks.
  6. Clem Fandango
    Jalen Beeks also used to be a cop, but now he works as hired muscle to protect hookers cut to look like movie stars.
  7. Clem Fandango
    Drop Yoenis Cespedes Add Alex Bregman Time to drop some dead weight... Drop Kris Bryant Add Jose Ramirez
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    If the season ended today, the only NL teams not to have made the playoffs more recently than the Cardinals would be the Marlins, Padres, Pirates, and Reds. I love how Kyle Schwarber crushed the souls, hopes, and dreams of 2 of the 5 teams on this list. Hey, 3 of 5 teams. #NVR4GET
  10. Clem Fandango
    This was done before with the Mariners, but it's fantastic regardless: https://streamable.com/d4a4a It won't play for some reason on mine, so if you need the link: https://streamable.com/d4a4a
  11. Clem Fandango
    Lucas Giolito in the hot seat now
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  13. Clem Fandango
    Percentage on him getting released and subsequently picked up by the Cardinals where he becomes a fan favorite for "Telling it like it is" and inevitably getting asked about his racism and then him saying something backhandedly racist like "I'm not racist, just ask Dexter Fowler" at which point Dexter Fowler just gives the blank Doc Rivers stare wondering if this is real life as he finds himself constantly walking on eggshells through the Cardinals locker room, not sure when he might bump into Josh Hader on a day when his favorite hunting dog, Nathaniel, has passed away which is TERRIFYING AS horsefeathers for Dexter and he just up and decides to retire from baseball for his own safety and then the city of St. Louis rejoices and then Hader and Bud Norris make out in the team shower? Like... 70%?
  14. Clem Fandango
    There goes Stearns driving up the price for another superstar. What a stallion of a GM he is.
  15. Clem Fandango
    Bryce has more friends on the Cubs than Addison Russell has kids. Give Addy some more time and he'll catch up. Wait til next year...
  16. Clem Fandango
    He's 03 for his last 30 This comment goes from somewhat clever to hilarious simply because of your signature. It's the secret to my success
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  18. Clem Fandango
    you're missing a 0 He's 03 for his last 30
  19. Clem Fandango
    I hope the derby makes Muncy terrible at hitting.
  20. Clem Fandango
    I think they started doing it in the last 2-3 years If I'm not mistaken, they let the captain of the HR derby teams select the roster, regardless if they are in the ASG or not. It's how Stanton and Cespedes won without being in the ASG.
  21. Clem Fandango
    For a second I was like "I mean, it's slightly humorous but not that great" Then I realized I was in the Tebow thread and I cackled like a buffoon.
  22. Clem Fandango
    I can't recall the last time I've seen this much if a disparity between fWAR and bWAR fWAR: 2.5 bWAR: 0.4 It's actually a little mind-boggling how he has a 5.77 ERA despite those exceptional peripherals.
  23. Clem Fandango
    August 2019, maybe.
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  25. Clem Fandango
    Chris Paddack has a 70:3 K:BB ratio in 42.1 innings so far this season. That's cuckoo bananas.
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