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  1. Clem Fandango
    Pssst... that shirt was made because Cardinals fans made this shirt: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A4E4iPoxQCM/SgC7Kpa0WHI/AAAAAAAAAYY/g7ba_Av5qu8/s1600/zambrano-mows-my-lawn1.jpg https://deadspin.com/5260078/midwesterners-sure-do-love-their-lawn-mowin-t-shirts
  2. Clem Fandango
    The thing that makes it for me is when everyone scatters and it just reveals him standing there glaring at him. The stare itself is great, but the reveal is fantastic. Like a horror movie when you open up the medicine cabinet then close it to find someone standing behind you
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    Comparing anyone to a once in a lifetime generational talent who has already outperformed many inducted Hall of Famers before the age of 28 is dangerous, but horsefeathers it we're gonna do it anyway
  5. Clem Fandango
    Doctor: Okay, Jimmy, you know how you attacked hitters before your injury? Jimmy: Hell yeah. Doctor: Well, that caused you to tear your labrum. You need to make some mechanical adjustments if you want to stay healthy and get back on the mound quicker. Jimmy: ....... Doctor: Jimmy? Jimmy: ...... Doctor: You okay? *Jimmy starts to walk out, but stops at the door and turns around* Jimmy: Hey, Doc? Doctor: Yeah? Jimmy: ...... horsefeathers you. *Jimmy leaves* HEADLINE: JIMMY NELSON OUT INDEFINITELY WITH REHAB SETBACK
  6. Clem Fandango
    If Glasnow keeps pitching like he has since arriving in Tampa. then yes they got a steal. I don't know what elixir they gave him, but they're stretching him out over three starts and his numbers look like this: 12 IP 3 ER 20:3 K:BB 2.25 ERA 2.74 FIP 0.750 WHIP 15 K/9 2.3 BB/9 Dude was like Chatwood light before the trade
  7. Clem Fandango
    Yeah, they like it straight out of the bottle
  8. Clem Fandango
    Ben with the dunk [tweet] [/tweet] Here's the call: https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2018/08/14/2384241483/1534284293247/asset_2500K.mp4
  9. Clem Fandango
    He hasn't not been good. Meanwhile, over in the imaginary Tyler Chatwood thread...
  10. Clem Fandango
    It's probably like that house made salsa you can buy at low rent grocery stores that looks like they just chopped up some tomatoes and onions and tossed some cilantro in it.
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    The derby really fucked his swing up
  15. Clem Fandango
    You know, this cringe-worthy concept just popped in my head and I thought "I hope no one on the internet has done this". GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE: Bad News https://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2018/5/4/17318538/cubs-song-parody-javy-be-good
  16. Clem Fandango
    I'm happier than a pig in horsefeathers that I was blissfully wrong about this hot take from the beginning of the season.
  17. Clem Fandango
    I demand a Rich Harden-esque 2nd half out of Darvish when he returns
  18. Clem Fandango
    So I just saw that. Geez, this year just sucks for him. Probably done for the season. I hope he gets traded somewhere nice where he doesn't have to hear about his "lack of hustle" and all this other nonsensical crap. His bones lack integrity
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    i had forgotten just how bad he was last year, wow I had forgotten Shawn Kelly was a baseball player and not some non descript Irish pub owner.
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  23. Clem Fandango
    This guy's mom fucks
  24. Clem Fandango
    Ton of deals going down in the last 30 minutes or so. Bonkers.
  25. Clem Fandango
    Noooooo, Minor League Prospect was my favorite prospect!
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