I'd love to sit down at a meeting between the Cubs' brass and the rooftop owners. ME: So, please explain to me what you bring to the table CUBS: We bring one of the most popular sports franchises in history. We have a historic landmark ballpark that draws millions of fans each summer. An entire neighborhood of businesses exist because of our presence in the neighborhood. Property values are high, the area is safe, and the area is among the most popular in the city. If we moved, businesses would shut down, property values would plummet, and Wrigleyville would become just another residential neighborhood. ME: Ok, what do you bring, rooftop owners. ROOFTOP OWNERS: Derp