Simmons was an entertaining entity when he was unique on Page 2 (the mustard years). But he went to horsefeathers essentially the day after the Red Sox won their first ring. He's the epitome of the awful boston fan that wants to rub the rings in everybody's face while still begging for sympathy for the heart break he's suffered. He's also a one trick pony, comparing anything in a sport to something in pop culture, and it's is the same 3 things that get compared. He's not the voice of the regular fan. He's gone the way of Reilly, King and all the rest, celebrity writers who try and make themselves the story. I cannot see any reason why somebody would follow him anymore. His voice alone is a good reason to stay away.