Come on, people. Make the obvious retort that Berkman is still too scared of the thunder to play. Did you see that pansy Berkman run off the field? He must still think there's still thunder out there amirite?
FB, slider, curve and change per a Scout article when he signed in 2007 - slider is his best secondary pitch and the change is his weakest. Yes, he's Australian. Any idea what his velocity looks like?
Funny, but not nearly as awesome as Chris Cooley's description on KSK. You mind pasting it? I'm trying to limit my work based internet surfing :) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/ksk-guest-post-chris-cooley-takes-you-to-f-k-town.html Warning: Some fairly strong, hilarious language.