One of my favorite Rickey Henderson stories was told by Steve Phillips (I know, I know) last year on Mike & Mike in the Morning. Phillips recounted his negotiating of a contract with Henderson. Rickey: GM? (Rickey doesn't ever know anyone's name) Phillips: Hello, Rickey Rickey: GM, what are you going to give me when I break those records? Phillips: What do you mean? Rickey: I mean when I break those records for you, what are you going to give me? Phillips: Well, normally we give the player a crystal... Rickey: Who's crystal? Phillips: No its Tiffany... Rickey: Who's Tiffany? I don't know no Tiffany! Phillips: No, its a piece glass that will say... Rickey: What does Rickey need with a piece of glass? I don't want no glass. Phillips: Well, what do you want? Rickey: What about one of those things that John Madden rides around in? Phillips: You want a Madden-mobile? Rickey: Is that what he rides in? Phillips: I think it some kind of Winnabago. Rickey: OK, that'll do. click Steve goes on tell about Rickey coming in to formally sign the contract Rickey: This ain't the right deal. I didn't agree to this. Phillips: That's the contract we agreed to. Rickey: No this ain't it. Forget it. Phillips to agent: What's wrong? Agent: The deal is done, you can do what you want he's already agreed to it. Rickey: I'll play but I ain't signing that. Rickey is feeling a black ring around his heart. Last time Rickey got a black ring around his heart was with the Yankees and that didn't work. Rickey can't play good with a black ring around his heart. Phillips: OK, Rickey what can I do for you. Rickey: It says here, I only get 100K if I win the MVP. You're disrepecting Rickey with that number. The MVP gets more than that. Phillips thinks to himself, Rickey is 42 years old and is going to be a part time player. Phillips: I'll tell what. You win the MVP and I'll tear up this contract and shower you with money. Rickey: OK GM, let's sign it.